Hot Oktoberfest girls
99 Luftballoons
..in the bulging bodices of our Flirty Frauleins! On grand final eve a capacity crowd gave their verdict on a new crew and the changing face of Schnitzel N Tits Continue reading
Match Reports
Schnitzel n Tits match reports
Hawaiian Burlesque
Sail away with Schnitzel N Tits
All new games at the Luau set the VIPs on a tropical ‘tough mudder’. Kahuna Daddies rocked out, putting their island lounge spin on audience requests. Hula honeys were HOT! This was a fun one.. Continue reading
Sexy cowgirl central
save a horse, ride a cowboy
All the hootin’ hollerin’ lassooing and leggy loveliness of our Wild West Party. Daring debut striptease and honkytonk honeys..it’s wild out west! Continue reading
Years of topless waitresses
Our Centennial
They grow up so fast.. 6+ years of girls, games and goodtimes have flashed past! We take a moment to celebrate and to honour our birthday babes Continue reading
Sexy Star Wars at Schnitzel Wars
In a galaxy far, far away..
Colonial hotel became a star wars nerd’s wet dream – complete with Jedi babes and strip shows from storm troopers and Darth Vader herself Continue reading
Jelly Wrestlers go wild
Jelly Wrestlemania
The drama, the danger, the holds, hits and hotness of the opening battles for the Big Boys Club belt
Burlesque Bucks Parties and Birthdays
Schnitz N Tits Airways
Hot hostesses and a veritable ballet of burlesque soothed this nervous flier. The turbulence on flight B00B1E5 added to the fun for bucks, birthday girls and workmates celebrating. Continue reading
Friday Night Fun Bunnies
Floppy ears fuzzy tails & fishnets = Friday night fun! I had a bastard of a week..But by the time I left my hot car in Lonsdale street on Friday night the sun was setting over Etihad stadium and … Continue reading
Creep out! Our sexy Halloween party
Scary Schnitz N Tits Sexy Halloween Party On an eerie Friday night in the bat infested Schnitz N Tits cave someone cut the lights… bloodcurdling screams, a horrifying video pastiche and the dawning of a huge haunted house backdrop kicked … Continue reading
Schnitzels & Oktoberfest Melbourne!
Steins und Schnitzel, Oktoberfest Melbourne Wunderbar! Mountain maidens resplendent in ‘Dirndls’ (sexy national German dress) greeted us warmly as we entered the Bavarian beer hall for Oktoberfest Melbourne. The flirty Frauleins with their bulging bodices were a Wilkommen sight! Spring … Continue reading
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