Friday night Melbourne fun match reports Schnitzel n Tits

Hot Oktoberfest girls

Posted on October 27 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

99 Luftballoons

..in the bulging bodices of our Flirty Frauleins! On grand final eve a capacity crowd gave their verdict on a new crew and the changing face of Schnitzel N Tits Continue reading →

Hawaiian Burlesque

Posted on September 23 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

Sail away with Schnitzel N Tits

All new games at the Luau set the VIPs on a tropical ‘tough mudder’. Kahuna Daddies rocked out, putting their island lounge spin on audience requests. Hula honeys were HOT! This was a fun one.. Continue reading →

Sexy cowgirl central

Posted on August 1 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

save a horse, ride a cowboy

All the hootin’ hollerin’ lassooing and leggy loveliness of our Wild West Party. Daring debut striptease and honkytonk honeys..it’s wild out west! Continue reading →

Years of topless waitresses

Posted on June 15 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

Our Centennial

They grow up so fast.. 6+ years of girls, games and goodtimes have flashed past! We take a moment to celebrate and to honour our birthday babes Continue reading →

Sexy Star Wars at Schnitzel Wars

Posted on May 12 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

In a galaxy far, far away..

Colonial hotel became a star wars nerd’s wet dream – complete with Jedi babes and strip shows from storm troopers and Darth Vader herself Continue reading →

Jelly Wrestlers go wild

Posted on April 9 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

Jelly Wrestlemania

The drama, the danger, the holds, hits and hotness of the opening battles for the Big Boys Club belt

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Burlesque Bucks Parties and Birthdays

Posted on March 26 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

Schnitz N Tits Airways

Hot hostesses and a veritable ballet of burlesque soothed this nervous flier. The turbulence on flight B00B1E5 added to the fun for bucks, birthday girls and workmates celebrating. Continue reading →

Friday Night Fun Bunnies

Posted on February 10 2015 by Jazzy Jeff

Floppy ears fuzzy tails & fishnets = Friday night fun! I had a bastard of a week..But by the time I left my hot car in Lonsdale street on Friday night the sun was setting over Etihad stadium and … Continue reading →

Creep out! Our sexy Halloween party

Posted on November 9 2014 by Jeff Yates

Scary Schnitz N Tits Sexy Halloween Party On an eerie Friday night in the bat infested Schnitz N Tits cave someone cut the lights… bloodcurdling screams, a horrifying video pastiche and the dawning of a huge haunted house backdrop kicked … Continue reading →

Schnitzels & Oktoberfest Melbourne!

Posted on October 8 2014 by Jazzy Jeff

Steins und Schnitzel, Oktoberfest Melbourne Wunderbar! Mountain maidens resplendent in ‘Dirndls’ (sexy national German dress) greeted us warmly as we entered the Bavarian beer hall for Oktoberfest Melbourne. The flirty Frauleins with their bulging bodices were a Wilkommen sight! Spring … Continue reading →

Remy C

11:02 09 May 18

Went with a couple of friends and wasn't sure what to expect but it was loads of fun! The girls were great and really looked after us... Definitely got our money's worth!read more

Chloe Connolly

10:57 09 May 18

Best night out I have had in ages! Great food, fun show, excellent service! There's really something for literally everyone! Whether it's a birthday, hens, bucks you are guaranteed a bloody good time! Definitely be coming back and recommending for the next big event!read more

Adriana Cannizzaro

02:05 04 May 18

My mates and I had the best time here. Where else can you get $10 body shots with a bunch of hotties? The night turned out better than we expected. The girls were really fun and inviting to everyone.. Definitely recommendread more

James B

12:12 01 May 18

I thought the venue was PERFECT. It was exactly what we were looking for to get a buck's weekend started. The entertainment was great, as was the food and the price.read more

Berta Babooshka

04:13 12 Dec 17

Absolute must for everyone. Great night out!!! Good feed and plenty of entertainment!!! Everyone is so friendly and easy to deal with from the booking lady’s to the waitresses all is a great and wonderfull experience. If you have been make it happen!!! Your missing outread more

Sezza Mac

10:14 11 Dec 17

A brilliant night, had by all. We celebrated our sons 20th b'day here in july, with friends and family. Great for all ages and occasions. The schnitzels are amazing! As are the girls and the show. Lots of laughs!read more

jack Allingham

18:07 10 Nov 17

Awesome Night Out! Gorgeous waitresses, great entertainment and a ton of laughs! Highly recommend to anyone to get down and enjoy it. Make sure to see Mel one of the friendly bombshells there!read more

Belle Hunter

23:20 29 Oct 17

Had a great time! Perfect for birthdays! Games with waitresses and 2 great performances on the night. Really everyone had a great time! Ladies were lovely and talkative. Drinks are standard bar prices. Bring plenty on cash notes for the staff.read more

Pinchy

09:11 23 Oct 17

If your looking for an awesome night out with your mates this is definetly the place to be , great atmosphere , awesome food and endless amounts of laughs. Would definetly be coming back :)read more

Morse Codes

00:45 04 Sep 17

My boyfriend and I have never done or when to anything like this before and omg it was perfect for us 100% worth going back there

God Of Rock 1150

00:15 04 Sep 17

Honestly I recommend this to everyone who is looking to have the best time of there life the food is delicious and the staff is kind the barmaids made me feel so comfortable and we're good to chat with, wish I never left because this felt like home 🤘read more

Hayden McQueenie

05:15 26 Jun 17

Always a lot of fun :) the ladies are all stunning and love to make sure that your night is something to remember (y)

Amber Wilson

00:48 22 Jun 17

Absolute amazing night out; no stop laughs and fun games. The staff are brilliant; helping with organising your night, waitress are superbly cheeky making the night very enjoyable, MC and performers delivered a magnificent show with plenty of crowd participation. The staff delivers on ensuring everyone will have an absolute amazing night out. Definitely going again!read more

Matthew East

20:32 20 Jun 17

Heaps of fun. Great show decent food. A great night out for the boys.

Crystallee Durose

00:18 06 Jun 17

amazing place to go out for a girls night & to have fun. the staff is amazing & would highly recommend

Maxii Moss

04:01 30 May 17

is my home away from home! Best theatre restaurant I have been too, and it's an amazing place to throw a bux, hens, 18th or any kind of celebration! 10/10 do recommend!!read more

Frank Bono

07:13 25 May 17

Great night out the terrific schnitzel, the staff are funny very friendly.

Jayden Lofaro

02:05 23 May 17

Incredible night out! I have been before and will be going again. The shows are great and the food is much better than you'd expect for an included meal. The waitresses are what makes the night special. They are all warm and friendly and stunning. If I could rate it 6 stars, I would.read more

Sharon Kearney

05:58 18 May 17

Fantastic night of laughs, music, entertainment, food and drinks. Not to mention how amazing the schnitzels were (the best we've ever had!) Hassle free booking, which is fantastic for a large group and we have already got our next group lined up to return, cause it was simply so much fun. I highly recommend booking your next event there. It was a perfect venue for my husbands surprise 40th birthday and the staff did everything to ensure we were catered for, including the entertainers, who were simply amazing and delivered a well dignified show.read more

angie taylor

04:32 16 Jul 14

Been to a couple of these nights now and honestly its the best fun we have had in ages!!!!! Gorgeous girls great performances and delicious schnitzels. Pretty sure we were having more fun than the boys. I highly recommend this night for birthdays or hens etc. will definitely be back. read more

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