Schnitzel n Tits is not just a boys night it's also a great night out for the ladies!
Is it a theatre restaurant? Burlesque bar? A themed party? Topless bar? Dinner and a show? The answer is all of the above – a Friday night out in Melbourne to remember!
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SCHNITZEL ‘N TITS – A NIGHT OUT TO REMEMBER
Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works
- Doors Open at 7pm
- First show starts at 8pm sharp
- Three burlesque performances
- Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
- Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
- Games, crowd participation and …
- Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!
Don’t miss our upcoming themes and events!
Wild West in July
Wild West in July - as we are experiencing a chilly winter here in melbourne we like to add some heat and excitement by looking back at the Wild West.
Check out what some of our recent customers think…
Such a good idea for a christmas party, great entertainment, the food was delicious, the beer was flowing and the girls were very... talented. I'll be Back!
Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.
Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens.
I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating
Definitely recommend for a work break up. I took the boys for the chrissie party. It was the perfect end to the year. Drink packages, tasty food, beautiful girls and a great show.
Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.
If you’re looking for places to eat with hot waitresses, you’re in the right place. Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque shows to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.
Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good? That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!
Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.
We’re not just a men’s club Melbourne. Schnitzel n Tits is an iconic theatre restaurant and topless bar Melbourne. Round up your mates for an entertaining Friday night dinner & show with tasty schnitzels!
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