Theatre Restaurants Melbourne

When you’re searching for theatre restaurants Melbourne, you can’t go past Schnitzel ‘n Tits! We’re more than just a theatre restaurant. Burlesque bar? A themed party? Topless bar? Dinner and a show? The answer is all of the above – a Friday night out in Melbourne to remember!

Unique Theatre Restaurants Melbourne


If you’re exploring this wonderful city, seeking out a good time and a unique experience at the best theatre restaurants Melbourne has to offer, you must try Schnitzel ‘n Tits.

Babelicious Topless Barmaids

They’re beautiful, they’re flirty and by the end of the evening, most of their clothes will have come off! Full table service from our wild waitresses who begin the night in skimpy fancy dress appropriate to our theme of the month. They’ll get guests of honours and members of the audience on stage to compete in games, resulting in the loss of clothing!

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Burlesque Performers

All our stunning performers have different personalities and tricks they bring to each performance. We like to mix it up, so you get to see the array of talent we have to offer. We have fire shows, water shows, slip n slides, cheeky routines and more. We have the best and most talented burlesque dancers in Melbourne at our theatre restaurant. 

Games, Activities, Crowd Participation

You can win our t-shirts, free drinks, body shots from the girls, dances and other great prizes in quizzes and table comps hosted by our hilarious MC throughout the night. We’ll also run stage games pitting guests of honour against each other and the girls in tests of skill, stamina and shamelessness! Are you game!?

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Delicious Schnittys

We want you not only to enjoy the show and the girls but also to have your taste buds dancing with delight as your stomachs fill with the tantalising combination of beer and mouth-watering schnitzel! Crumbed chicken breast or eggplant is served with crispy chips, fresh salad and your choice of sauce to keep your strength up for the night ahead. 


How the Night Goes:


  • Doors open at 7pm
  • The first show starts at 8pm sharp.
  • Three burlesque performances
  • Babelicious Topless Barmaids providing full table service
  • Delicious schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips and salad.
  • Games, crowd participation
  • DJs
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Birthday, Bucks, Hens, Staff Party or Anything Else!


Schnitzel ‘n Tits is the best theatre restaurant in Melbourne and is perfect for any occasion! For your next birthday, anniversary, hens, bucks or just a regular ol’ Friday night out on the town, book Schnitzel ‘n Tits. We provide a night to remember every Friday night and exhibit a different theme each month, such as beach parties in January, mega babes in September, wild west in July and more. When you choose Schnitzel ‘n Tits, we take care of everything, so your whole night is sorted, including food, booze, entertainment and more. All you need to do is get there! 

Date Night with a Difference


Bring your lover to Schnitzel ‘n Tits and show them a date night to remember! One day you’ll be telling your kids about all the fun you had with us (when they’re old enough, of course!).


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How to Book in at the Best Theatre Restaurant in Melbourne


Feel free to give us a call on 1800 808 998 or fill out the form on our website!

Pricing for Group Parties

  • Fun, Sexy themes every Month!
  • From $54 Per Person
  • From $44 (Party Groups)
  • FREE TICKET  for the guest of honour!
  • And a FREE TICKET  for you, the organiser!

And Then

  • Fill out the form below with the date and guest of honours name.
  • Receive an email from us with your discount link
  • Send the link to your friends.
  • Start to buy your tickets, then call us for a freebie for your guest of honour.
All you have to do is fill out this form below and one of our team will email you back everything you need to put together a Fantastic Birthday Party for all your mates...
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