Birthday Venue Melbourne

Looking for an epic birthday venue in Melbourne? Look no further! Schnitzel ‘n Tits is Melbourne’s most iconic entertainment venue offering topless waitresses, tasty food, sexy entertainment and games with prizes to be won. We’ve covered all bases so that you don’t have to. We’re a cheeky take on a theatre restaurant with dinner and a show and so much more. Book online today!

Looking for Birthday Venues Melbourne?

Schnitzel ‘n Tits is a full package of fun every Friday night at the Colonial Hotel in Melbourne’s CBD. We rock a different theme every month with every party consisting of:

Topless Babelicious Barmaids
Chicken schnittys and eggplant schnittys for dinner
Burlesque, striptease and other performances
Games with crowd participation and prizes
Our host with the most
DJs spinning tunes into the night

So, if you’re looking to plan your next birthday or perhaps someone else’s birthday, book a night of cheeky fun at Schnitzel ‘n Tits - the best birthday venue Melbourne has to offer!

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Pricing

Schnitzel ‘n Tits is a full package of fun every Friday night at the Colonial Hotel in Melbourne’s CBD. We rock a different theme every month with every party consisting of:

From $54 Per Person
From $44 (Birthday Party Groups)
FREE TICKET for the Birthday boy or girl!!
And a FREE TICKET for you, the organiser!!!

Now, let’s break the night down and go into our adult birthday party ideas a little more!

Babelicious Barmaids

Full table service from our wild waitresses! Starting in skimpy fancy dress, they get your guest of honour and members of the audience onstage to compete in the games, which result in their clothes coming off!

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Burlesque / Cheeky Striptease Performances

Get your guest of honour involved in the actual performances on the night. Whether they're dragged up on the stage or on to the table, they‘ll become part of our showgirls’ elaborate feature acts. Our birthday parties are ones to remember! The perfect adult birthday venue in Melbourne.

Birthday Games, Activities and Prizes

Win our t-shirts, free drinks, bodyshots from the girls and other great prizes in quizzes and table comps. We’ll also run stage games pitting birthday girls ‘n boys against each other and our girls in tests of skill, stamina and shamelessness!

Discount Group Bookings

Our adult birthday parties at Schnitzel n Tits cater to both males and females. We want to do everything possible to make yours or your friend's birthday in Melbourne a night to remember in years to come. We'll also look after the group with awesome discounts.

Themed Birthday Venue Melbourne

Every month at Schnitzel ‘n Tits, we run a different theme. We go all out with decor, fancy dress and performances to suit the theme. Here are just a few examples of the themes we run:

January - Beach Party
April - Sail the High Seas
May - Sexy Star wars
November - Friday Night Frights

Check out the full list of themes and see photos here!

Book Your Next Birthday at Schnitzel ‘n Tits in Melbourne

Schnitzel ‘n Tits is hosted every Friday night at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of King Street and Lonsdale Street in Melbourne’s CBD. We’re the perfect birthday venue; whether it be for a 21st, 40th or 80th, you’ll have a ball with us. We’ve got delicious schnittys and delicious titties, entertainment to boot and drinks all night. Get your friends together and book a night out with us that you’ll never forget! We can also do a hens party or bucks party in Melbourne! Book online or give us a call on 1800 808 998.

Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens.

April Elliott Meates

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I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating

Shaun Maher

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Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.

Liz Dellar

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All you have to do is fill out this form below and one of our team will email you back everything you need to put together a fantastic adult birthday party for all your mates…

Google Rating

4.8

Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience

4.8

Sarah M

10:55 22 Apr 21

We had our first experience for my partners birthday. Wow what a night.From the friendly and funny MC to the awesome DJ.The waitresses and the entertainers were awesome and very friendly.The games played were funny and awesome prizes you for grabs.Food was awesome, very fresh and tasty.Would highly recommend this to everyone as we plan on going back again for future occasions. Plus all of our friends are planning on going back also. Well worth every cent very entertaining and comfortable environment.read more

Wendy Tomlinson

03:03 21 Apr 21

Was hesitant about going to this show and worried it would be like a tacky strippers. Couldn’t be far from the truth. Girls were great, show was fantastic and there was not a single bad behaved male (or female)in the room. Had a absolute blast and highly recommend. Very tastefulread more

Emma Fischer

12:34 13 Apr 21

I organised my best friends bucks party at this venue for Friday 9th April. It was GREAT. As a female planning a bucks (having never been to one), Alana was SO helpful and replied to all my emails and calls.The waitresses were super friendly and the MC was hilarious.Highly recommend if you’re up for a very fun night!Thanks so much guys.read more

Ken Leo

08:21 06 Apr 21

Great venue to have a fun birthday night. Love the show and the Chicken Schnitzel portion are HUGE! Love it.

Ryan Tregea

01:13 24 Mar 21

Always a great night out, Great staff, The girls are great fun

Alex Tofa

23:36 28 Jan 20

One of the best and funniest nights out with the boys! If you want a good night out with the boys, this is the place to do it! Great staff from the girls, waitresses, hosts and even the security guards are laid back. Amazing spot for birthdays, bucks and Christmas parties 💯read more

Nathan Gay

08:57 07 Jan 20

Went for a Christmas Party with some mates and we all had an absolute ball. The topless waitresses were great fun and ensured that we were never thirsty. Highly recommended for a night out of harmless fun with friends. When you go, make sure you have a body shot or 2!!read more

Christopher Roest

04:17 07 Jan 20

Went there as an end point to our work Xmas party and did not disappoint! Two things they really do well here and it’s all in the title. The topless waitresses were friendly and fun and were happily delivering beers, shots and a bit of a cheeky show. Now I was satisfied there but to top it off the schnitzel I had was one of the best I’ve had since my discovery of crumbed chicken pub schnitties in 2014. Highly recommend for any staff party or lads night out. 10/10read more

Andrew Hlongwane

03:15 19 Dec 19

Our crew had a fantastic night. Great food, great atmosphere and music with excellent staff.Big thank you to all the drop dead gorgeous ladies and super outstanding MC🙏🏾👍🏾💯read more

Terry Bennier

11:00 05 Dec 19

WOW! What a sensational night with mate's for a Buckshow. If you're looking for a great feed and fun adult entertainment look no further! Lovely friendly young ladies that go out of there way to make sure you have a fantastic night. Definitely worth a look I'll definitely be back. 😙👍😎read more

Sam Bulli

11:55 29 Nov 19

It was my first time here and I liked it so much I will be deffenetly coming back.The girls and food where fantastic and the girls never looked you down. The manager should be very proud of all the staff. I would give them 6 stars if I could.read more

Brittany Pullen

02:24 21 Oct 19

I came here for my hens with a group of my pole dancer friends and we had the best time! The waitresses and hosts were really accommodating and we all felt really included with the interactive entertainment. It was a great night - thanks so much for making it an evening to remember!read more

Jules Szigeti

07:47 18 Oct 19

What can one say about this bar but “A place that knows how to show its guests a great time!"Very entertaining, great food that caters to vegetarians also, sexy/beautiful & friendly barmaids! & terrific performers!Whatever the occasion; Bucks night, Birthday or Stag party or just a good night out with friends this place will not disappoint! Enjoyed dinner & the shows there already on 5 seperate occasions and they always have me coming back!Certainly is becoming a regular event on my calendar!But to be honest it’s all in the name, and if you like those things you’re set for an awesome night!!read more

Steven Collins

15:32 13 Aug 19

Night was fantastic. I had been here before, but had even more fun than the last time I visited you guys.The 3 waitresses working at the time were all fantastic and had very friendly attitudes, which I really appreciated, even more than how stunning they all were.I should also add that the hostess lady (forget her name) was hilarious and very entertaining.Please keep them all on!read more

Cooper Mcdonald

13:29 31 May 19

This place is amazing, really great fun and surprisingly good food. Do yourself a favour and prioritise this over a strip club. My fiancè and I will be back!read more

April Shembri

22:31 19 May 19

Freindly ladies. Great show. Highly recommended to anyone who wants to have a great night out. Cant wait to go again

Charlie Smith

01:05 15 May 19

Probably the most fun you can have at a venue that used to be rats. The food was good and the waitresses were fun, down to earth and up for a laugh. Would recommend.read more

Nick Alderson

14:17 02 Apr 19

Team Petronas always enjoy an entertaining evening at this fine establishment.

Tim Evans

07:05 12 Mar 19

Always fun. Great food. Good show and really nice waitresses. Every time we go we meet some awesome new peoole.

Tom Ellis

22:13 01 Feb 19

Went with a friend and loved the party atmosphere of the evening! Food was very tasty, waitress's lovely, games were good fun and the performers were extremely entertaining!!read more

Elise

04:13 01 Nov 18

Literally the best possible night out! Organised a birthday with them for one of my girlfriends and would 10/10 go back - we even got a free ticket for the birthday girl! There's something for everyone, and you even get a chance to get in on the action if you're game.read more

Tamim Niazl

01:28 24 Oct 18

Had a great night. Food was fantastic. 10/10..

jacson robinson

02:26 10 Oct 18

Terrific night! 10/10 would recommend for anyone organising a Bucks Party in Melbourne.

Jake Moxham

11:50 27 Sep 18

Took a group of us for a mates birthday and highly recommend going here to anyome thinking of going you will not be disappointed. Girls are easy to talk to and obviously easy on the eyes. Food was great we will be going back.read more

Remy C

11:02 09 May 18

Went with a couple of friends and wasn't sure what to expect but it was loads of fun! The girls were great and really looked after us... Definitely got our money's worth!read more

Chloe Connolly

10:57 09 May 18

Best night out I have had in ages! Great food, fun show, excellent service! There's really something for literally everyone! Whether it's a birthday, hens, bucks you are guaranteed a bloody good time! Definitely be coming back and recommending for the next big event!read more

Adriana Cannizzaro

02:05 04 May 18

My mates and I had the best time here. Where else can you get $10 body shots with a bunch of hotties? The night turned out better than we expected.The girls were really fun and inviting to everyone.. Definitely recommendread more

James B

12:12 01 May 18

I thought the venue was PERFECT. It was exactly what we were looking for to get a buck's weekend started. The entertainment was great, as was the food and the price.read more

Berta Babooshka

04:13 12 Dec 17

Absolute must for everyone. Great night out!!! Good feed and plenty of entertainment!!! Everyone is so friendly and easy to deal with from the booking lady’s to the waitresses all is a great and wonderfull experience. If you have been make it happen!!! Your missing outread more

Sezza Mac

10:14 11 Dec 17

A brilliant night, had by all. We celebrated our sons 20th b'day here in july, with friends and family. Great for all ages and occasions. The schnitzels are amazing! As are the girls and the show. Lots of laughs!read more

jack Allingham

18:07 10 Nov 17

Awesome Night Out! Gorgeous waitresses, great entertainment and a ton of laughs!Highly recommend to anyone to get down and enjoy it. Make sure to see Mel one of the friendly bombshells there!read more

Belle Hunter

23:20 29 Oct 17

Had a great time! Perfect for birthdays! Games with waitresses and 2 great performances on the night. Really everyone had a great time! Ladies were lovely and talkative. Drinks are standard bar prices. Bring plenty on cash notes for the staff.read more

Pinchy

09:11 23 Oct 17

If your looking for an awesome night out with your mates this is definetly the place to be , great atmosphere , awesome food and endless amounts of laughs. Would definetly be coming back 🙂read more

Morse Codes

00:45 04 Sep 17

My boyfriend and I have never done or when to anything like this before and omg it was perfect for us 100% worth going back there

God Of Rock 1150

00:15 04 Sep 17

Honestly I recommend this to everyone who is looking to have the best time of there life the food is delicious and the staff is kind the barmaids made me feel so comfortable and we're good to chat with, wish I never left because this felt like home ????read more

Hayden McQueenie

05:15 26 Jun 17

Always a lot of fun 🙂 the ladies are all stunning and love to make sure that your night is something to remember (y)

Amber Wilson

00:48 22 Jun 17

Absolute amazing night out; no stop laughs and fun games. The staff are brilliant; helping with organising your night, waitress are superbly cheeky making the night very enjoyable, MC and performers delivered a magnificent show with plenty of crowd participation. The staff delivers on ensuring everyone will have an absolute amazing night out. Definitely going again!read more

Matthew East

20:32 20 Jun 17

Heaps of fun. Great show decent food. A great night out for the boys.

Crystallee Durose

00:18 06 Jun 17

amazing place to go out for a girls night & to have fun. the staff is amazing & would highly recommend

Maxii Moss

04:01 30 May 17

is my home away from home! Best theatre restaurant I have been too, and it's an amazing place to throw a bux, hens, 18th or any kind of celebration! 10/10 do recommend!!read more

Frank Bono

07:13 25 May 17

Great night out the terrific schnitzel, the staff are funny very friendly.

Jayden Lofaro

02:05 23 May 17

Incredible night out!I have been before and will be going again. The shows are great and the food is much better than you'd expect for an included meal.The waitresses are what makes the night special. They are all warm and friendly and stunning.If I could rate it 6 stars, I would.read more

Sharon Kearney

05:58 18 May 17

Fantastic night of laughs, music, entertainment, food and drinks. Not to mention how amazing the schnitzels were (the best we've ever had!) Hassle free booking, which is fantastic for a large group and we have already got our next group lined up to return, cause it was simply so much fun. I highly recommend booking your next event there. It was a perfect venue for my husbands surprise 40th birthday and the staff did everything to ensure we were catered for, including the entertainers, who were simply amazing and delivered a well dignified show.read more

angie taylor

04:32 16 Jul 14

Been to a couple of these nights now and honestly its the best fun we have had in ages!!!!! Gorgeous girls great performances and delicious schnitzels. Pretty sure we were having more fun than the boys. I highly recommend this night for birthdays or hens etc. will definitely be back. read more

Jessica Friend

05:15 01 Jul 14

We decided to have a girls night out at Schnitz n tits. Even tho it appeared to be a bucks party type of venue it did also have birthdays and other groups in attendance. It was a wild show and we spent most of the night laughing.Its was an excellent night out, thoroughly enjoyed by all. I had an eggplant schnitzel and it was delicious.read more

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Monday	10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Tuesday	10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Wednesday	10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Thursday	10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Friday	10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Saturday	10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Sunday	12:00 PM - 9:30 PM