The Best Adult Birthday Parties In Melbourne

Birthday Party Ideas

Stuck for Adult Birthday Party ideas? Then look no further! Schnitzel n Tits. A Cheeky take on a theatre Restaurant, this is a dinner and show with so much more..

Pricing for a Birthday Parties

  • Fun, Sexy themes every Month.
  • $64 Per Person
  • $54 (Birthday Party Bookings)
  • FREE TICKET  for the Birthday boy or girl!!

or call: 1800 808 998

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The Best Schnitzels in Town!

  • Chicken Schnitzel Crumbed with Herbs and served with Chips and Salad.
  • Our Vegetarian Schnitzel is an Eggplant sliced and crumbed. Delicious. 
  • We can cater for all dietary Requirements too!
  • Specialising in Adult Birthday Parties.

Babelicious Barmaids

Full table service from our wild waitresses! Starting in skimpy fancy dress they get guest of honours and members of the audience onstage get to compete in the games which result in the their clothes coming off!

Burlesque / Cheeky striptease performances…

Get your guest of honour involved in the actual performances on the night. Whether they're dragged up on the stage or on to the table they will become part of our showgirls elaborate feature acts. Our birthday party ideas are ones to remember! Perfect for an Adults Birthday Party in Melbourne.


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Games, Activities and Prizes

Win our t-shirts, free drinks, bodyshots from the girls, dances and other great prizes in Quizzes and Table comps. We’ll also run stage games pitting birthday girls n boys and guests of honour against each other and the girls in tests of skill stamina and shamelessness!

Discount Group Bookings…

Our birthday party ideas at Schnitzel n Tits cater for both males and females. We want to do everything possible to make yours or your friends birthday in Melbourne a night to remember in years to come. We'll also look after the group with awesome discounts.

What our customers are saying...

Been to a couple of these nights now and honestly its the best fun we have had in ages!!!!! Gorgeous girls great performances and delicious schnitzels. Pretty sure we were having more fun than the boys. I highly recommend this night for birthdays or hens etc. will definitely be back.
angie taylor
angie taylor
04:32 16 Jul 14
Fantastic night of laughs, music, entertainment, food and drinks. Not to mention how amazing the schnitzels were (the best we've ever had!) Hassle free booking, which is fantastic for a large group and we have already got our next group lined up to return, cause it was simply so much fun. I highly recommend booking your next event there. It was a perfect venue for my husbands surprise 40th birthday and the staff did everything to ensure we were catered for, including the entertainers, who were simply amazing and delivered a well dignified show.
Sharon Kearney
Sharon Kearney
05:58 18 May 17
Incredible night out!I have been before and will be going again. The shows are great and the food is much better than you'd expect for an included meal.The waitresses are what makes the night special. They are all warm and friendly and stunning.If I could rate it 6 stars, I would.
Jayden Lofaro
Jayden Lofaro
02:05 23 May 17
Great night out the terrific schnitzel, the staff are funny very friendly.
Frank Bono
Frank Bono
07:13 25 May 17
is my home away from home! Best theatre restaurant I have been too, and it's an amazing place to throw a bux, hens, 18th or any kind of celebration! 10/10 do recommend!!
Maxii Moss
Maxii Moss
04:01 30 May 17
amazing place to go out for a girls night & to have fun. the staff is amazing & would highly recommend
Crystallee Durose
Crystallee Durose
00:18 06 Jun 17
Heaps of fun. Great show decent food. A great night out for the boys.
Matthew East
Matthew East
20:32 20 Jun 17
Absolute amazing night out; no stop laughs and fun games. The staff are brilliant; helping with organising your night, waitress are superbly cheeky making the night very enjoyable, MC and performers delivered a magnificent show with plenty of crowd participation. The staff delivers on ensuring everyone will have an absolute amazing night out. Definitely going again!
Amber Wilson
Amber Wilson
00:48 22 Jun 17
Always a lot of fun 🙂 the ladies are all stunning and love to make sure that your night is something to remember (y)
Hayden McQueenie
Hayden McQueenie
05:15 26 Jun 17
Honestly I recommend this to everyone who is looking to have the best time of there life the food is delicious and the staff is kind the barmaids made me feel so comfortable and we're good to chat with, wish I never left because this felt like home 🤘
God Of Rock 1150
God Of Rock 1150
00:15 04 Sep 17
My boyfriend and I have never done or when to anything like this before and omg it was perfect for us 100% worth going back there
Morse Codes
Morse Codes
00:45 04 Sep 17
If your looking for an awesome night out with your mates this is definetly the place to be , great atmosphere , awesome food and endless amounts of laughs. Would definetly be coming back 🙂
Pinchy
Pinchy
09:11 23 Oct 17
Had a great time! Perfect for birthdays! Games with waitresses and 2 great performances on the night. Really everyone had a great time! Ladies were lovely and talkative. Drinks are standard bar prices. Bring plenty on cash notes for the staff.
Belle Hunter
Belle Hunter
23:20 29 Oct 17
Awesome Night Out! Gorgeous waitresses, great entertainment and a ton of laughs!Highly recommend to anyone to get down and enjoy it. Make sure to see Mel one of the friendly bombshells there!
jack Allingham
jack Allingham
18:07 10 Nov 17
A brilliant night, had by all. We celebrated our sons 20th b'day here in july, with friends and family. Great for all ages and occasions. The schnitzels are amazing! As are the girls and the show. Lots of laughs!
Sezza Mac
Sezza Mac
10:14 11 Dec 17
Absolute must for everyone. Great night out!!! Good feed and plenty of entertainment!!! Everyone is so friendly and easy to deal with from the booking lady’s to the waitresses all is a great and wonderfull experience. If you have been make it happen!!! Your missing out
Berta Babooshka
Berta Babooshka
04:13 12 Dec 17

How to book in these birthday party ideas with us...

  • Fill out form below with Date and Birthday Girl/Boys Name.
  • Receive an email from us with your discount link
  • Send the link to your friends
  • Start to buy your tickets then call us for the Birthday boy/girls Freebie.

or call: 1800 808 998

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Got a 40th birthday party coming up? They say life begins at 40 - Schnitzel n Tits could bring a new lease on life. Looking for a naughty forty then this is the night out for you and your friends.
Looking for original birthday gifts for men? Give the birthday boy in your life a night out enjoying the things men love – Food, sport and skimpily attired eye candy. Send him with male mates and/or join us yourself.