Our themes and Months

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Beach Party in January

January’s a sizzler of a month! So why don’t you cool off at Schnitzel n Tits at our summer beach party in January. All the fun of a beach party but without getting burnt!Hit the shoreline for the summer of a lifetime with beaches, babes, and boobs. Once you’re there, set up your beach chair and we’ll take care of the rest, with a beachside show put on by our very own bikini-wearing babes. But watch out! You can’t expect to enter the splash zone and not get wet!

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Party Through the Night

When summer rolls around, every night’s a beach party. Your gorgeous party hosts will treat you to a full holiday feast, complete with our signature schnitzel. And as the sun sets over the horizon, you'll be treated to a different view! Your meal comes with a show, dressed to impress. 3 performances throughout the night highlight the talents and features of our beach party hosts. And if you're interested in testing the waters, simply ask and we can get you or your friends involved. Just remember to pack your towel!

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All Your Favourite Beach Games

From beach volleyball to summer party classics, it's time to get involved in the fun! If it's your mate's party or a special event and you want to get involved in the action, we can make it happen. Just ask!

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Bring Your Party to the Beach!

Beach Party January is fun for the whole gang! If you're planning a birthday, bucks, hens, or another party, we have several exclusive offers and discounts you can take advantage of. If it's your birthday or you're the buck or the hen, you get in for free!

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A Different Theme Every Month

We have a different themed party every month so that you'll never get bored. We have parties devoted to the 80s, Hawaii, Halloween and more. Can't get enough in January? Check out Come Fly With Me February!If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

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COME FLY WITH ME IN FEBRUARY

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Book a one way ticket with Schnitzel Airways – ‘Come Fly With Me in February’

In need of a holiday after a hectic January? Jump on board Flight B008IE5 and let us take you on an interactive tour of the skies! While on-board you may want to sit back, relax and enjoy the ride, but we encourage you to get involved with the in-flight entertainment hand delivered by our very talented cabin crew.

Cabin Crew:

Our Captain on board, the Hostess with the Mostest, will make sure you arrive at your destination… safely. Just be sure to fasten your seatbelt as we expect plenty of turb-boob-lence during the flight. But don’t worry, the air-bags are in full working order 😉  Our sexy flight attendents will be serving you up a full cabin dinner service. They will ensure your every need is accomodated for.  😉

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In-Flight Entertainment:

Voted no1 for in-flight entertainment in the Airline industry awards with 3 performances throughout the night! Purchase an in-flight ticket off one of the performers to see your friend participate in their show. Good for a giggle and lasting memory “Remember that time at the Come Fly With Me in February when….”

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Games:

Is it your mates birthday, bucks or hens? Want to get them on stage and up in the action? Then let us know and we’ll make it happen for you. We’ll make sure they get plenty of attention.

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Participants:

Want to get involved? Click for group discounts and if its your birthday, or your the buck or the hen you get in for free!

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Like the pics? Want to get in on the action? Then click to book in to our Come Fly With Me in February Party so you can experience it live!

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If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

Come Fly With Me In February because this is a time when Melbournians tend to want to fly away on a summer getaway. We continue to work hard at achieving the right vibe to help all our group, BirthdayBucksHens or Others to have an incredible time. 

 

Come Fly With Me in February, a common and exciting fantasy for anyone who has boarded a flight. The air hostess in all its glory. If you can't get enough of Schnitzel 'n Tits in February, come check out the Classics in March!

Join Schnitzel n Tits for our Fly Me Party in February!

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Our Fly me Parties Past Events!

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March Classics

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In March we bring back the Classics!

March is all about the classics! Floppy ears, fuzzy tails and fishnets are the 3 big F’s that make Friday nights in March fun. Whether you're a fan of the finer things in life or nostalgic for the days of Hugh Hefner, we've got all that and more! Check out our gallery from and see what we get up to!

Waitresses:

Our beautiful waitresses are dressed up to impress in classics like Flirty French Maids and Bunny outfits. If you’re feeling game, feel free to join in and flash those fishnets as well! Swit swoo!

 

Sit back, relax, and let us take care of you! Over the course of the night, you'll be treated to our signature schnitzel feast. And while you enjoy yourself you can expect three shows throughout the night, each different from the last. They feature the talents of our girls, and give you the opportunity to get in on the fun as well!

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A Performance to Remember

A weekly changing variety act to kick start the night, shortly followed by 2 showgirls getting in and amongst the crowd. Purchase a golden ticket off one of the showgirls to see your friend get pulled in on stage or on to the table to get involved in their show. Good for a giggle and lasting memory “Remember that time at Schnitzel n Tits when….”

Based around Burlesque, Cabaret and the art of Striptease, we feel it’s important to reflect on the Classics.

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Don't Just Sit There. It's Time to Party!

Dust off those dancing shoes with your feather duster, put on some ears and bend over and shake that tail feather like you’ve never shaken it before. If you’re one of the lucky ones we’ll invite you on stage in a tassel twirling competition!

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Get Involved

Want to get involved in the Classics? Click for group discounts and if it’s your birthday, you’re the buck or the hen you get in for free! And if you can't get enough of us in March, you can always come back and sail the high seas in April!

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Action on the night:

Like the pics? Want to get in on the action? Then click to book in to our Come Fly With Me in February Party so you can experience it live!

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If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

Classics in March – with Schnitzel n Tits having its Business Plan Based around Burlesque,Cabaret and the art of Striptease, so we feel it’s important to reflect on the Classics. We continue to work hard at achieving the right vibe to help all our group, Birthday, Bucks, Hens or Other to have an incredible time.

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SAIL THE HIGH SEAS

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Salty shipboard shenanigans in the midst of the CBD, Come and Sail the High Seas in April!

Ah ha me hearties!! Sail the High Seas this April and we’ll warm your cockles with our hot juicy crumbed schnitzels. Then, drown your weekly sorrows with rum, fun and naughty-cal games throughout the night! With sailors, pirates, ships and swashbucklers, take a ride on our ship and we'll show you the real treasure of the high seas.

Pirates Ahoy!

What happens at sea stays at sea when we Sail the High Seas in April. Come and get naughty-cal with us each and every Friday! Our swashbuckling waitresses are here to ensure you have the best night possible.

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The Finest Ladies in the Navy

Enjoy dinner and a show with a fleet of the most gorgeous pirates and sailors around. With 3 shows throughout the night accompanied by our signature schnitzel, you're in for a night you'll never forget! Two of our fleet's finest ladies will be out in the crowd and, if you're lucky, you'll have the opportunity to purchase a golden ticket. With one of these, you can have yourself or one of your friends pulled on stage or on the table to get involved in the show!

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Swashbuckling Adventures on the High Seas

Join in the fun and games, or we’ll make you walk the plank! There's plenty of opportunity for fun throughout the night, with plenty of games to play with the girls. Sit back and enjoy the boat ride, or climb the rigging and get on deck for some fun and games throughout the night. One thing's for sure, it'll be a night to remember.

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Join in the Fun for Free

Want to get involved? Click for group discounts and if it’s your birthday, or you’re the buck or the hen you get in for free!

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Book Your Night on the High Seas Today

Like the teaser vid? Then click to book in for April so you can experience it live!

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Sail The High Seas in April – we look at a another classic from a similar era to the burlesque era we enjoy. We look at traveling sailor men and the iconic tattoos to remember their girls back home.

As we embrace this theme we focus in giving all our guests the best experience possible. whether it’s a Bucks, Hens or Birthday you’ll love the Sail the High Seas theme. Can't get enough of us? Come back in May for our iconic Star Wars Party!

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Past Shows!

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STAR WARS PARTY MAY

Schnitzel Wars – Your Sexy Star Wars Theme Party

Join the force and conquer the dark side in one big intergalactic battle against good and evil every Friday during Schnitzel Wars in May. Whether it’s your birthday, bucks, hens or just a get together with mates, we have something for everyone! From our scantily clad princess leia’s serving you drinks, to our ever so talented Darth Vader showing you where the force really is! (see in Video Below) There are plenty of opportunities to get your guest of honour in on the action too, so buckle up as we kick this party into hyperspace mode!

Sexy Star Wars Waitresses:

The force: Slave Leia’s keep your appetite up and your thirst quenched with piping hot schnitzels and ice cold beer. Our beautiful topless waitresses are willing and ready to make sure you have a night worth remembering. They will entice you with their buxom bosom body shots, so don’t forget to ask for them on the night so you can get up close and personal with our leia’s.

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Star Wars Burlesque Performers:

Yoda as you’ve never seen her before kicks off the night before Darth Vader (featured in Video) and her side kick storm trooper and get in and amongst the crowd turning patrons to the dark side. Purchase a golden ticket off one of the showgirls to see your friend get pulled in on stage or on to the table to get involved in their show. Good for a giggle and lasting memory “Remember that time at Schnitzel Wars in May when….”

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Star Wars Theme Games:

Grab a light sabre, chuck on your Jedi Cape and join the Rebel Alliance training academy. Our guest of honours are on a race to save princess Leia from Jabba the Hut. A great opportunity to have a laugh at your friend as they get up on stage and get involved in the action. Who doesn’t love to see their mates embarrass themselves? Especially when it results in the removal of our slave Leia’s clothes…

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Participants:

Want to get involved? Why not embarrass your buck/hen/birthday boy/girl with some cheeky audience participation. Also email us with an embarrassing story or photo and we will get our fabulous MC to work it into our show.  Click for group discounts and if it’s your birthday, or you’re the buck or the hen you get in for free!

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Action on the night:

Interested? Then click to book in for March so you can experience it live!Or check out this awesome Video which may get you more excited…

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If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

Schnitzel Wars in May – With the international “Star Wars Day” Being May the 4th we found it quite fitting to celebrate Star wars for the whole of May. We continue to work hard at achieving the right vibe to help all our group, adult birthdaybucks nightsHens or others to have an incredible time. And if you just can't get enough of Schnizel 'n Tits, remember to check back in for our Birthday Party in June!

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More pics from past events:

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Birthday Party

June's our birthday, so you know what that means! We've pulled out all the stops to make this one of the biggest events of the year. Burlesque, contortion, strip tease and jelly wrestling. We've jam packed our birthday with all the entertainment you can think of. You won't want to miss this! 

Schnitzel Wars – Melbourne's Sexiest Birthday Party

At Schnitz and Tits, every day's a party. But in June we really kick things up a notch, and we're inviting you to come celebrate with us and our beautiful babes! Whether it's your party, bucks or hens night, or you're just in for a good time, it's sure to be a night you won't soon forget! With gorgeous girls serving food and drinks all night and showing their talent up on the stage, we're ready to party all night long.

Birthday Babes:

Our waitresses keep the party going throughout the night with piping hot schnitzels and ice cold beer, so you can enjoy your night to the fullest. We're here to make sure it's a night to remember, with our topless beauties ready to help you make the most of your time with us.

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Sit Back and Enjoy the Show!

You're a special guest at our birthday, so we've worked hard to make sure it's the best party you've been to yet! Our girls dressed to impress, and excite, putting on several shows throughout the night. They'll get amongst the crowd and put on the show of a lifetime. And if you purchase a golden ticket, you can even have yourself or a friend join the show onstage, or on top of the tables! It's the perfect way to celebrate!

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Party Games

Pick up your party popper or take a swing at the pinata with a series of party games throughout the night. As our guests of honour, you and your friends are going to be the life of the party! So get up and dance, or jump up on stage and become a part of the action. With our girls hosting the fun and games, we'll have you partying in no time. And as the night goes on you can rest assured things are going to get hot!

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Participants:

Want to get involved in the celebrations? Why not embarrass your buck/hen/birthday boy/girl with some cheeky audience participation. Also, email us with an embarrassing story or photo and we will get our fabulous MC to work it into our show. Click for group discounts and if it’s your birthday, or you’re the buck or the hen you get in for free!

If you're a serious Schnitzel fan, you may appreciate the Big Boys Club Private Bucks Party Private Package!

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If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

We have a different themed party every month so that you'll never get bored. We have parties devoted to the 80s, Hawaii, Halloween and more. If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here! And click here for more ideas for adult birthday parties melbourne. Can't get enough of us? We can't blame you! Be sure to come back for our Wild West Party in July.

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Our Birthday Parties Past Events!

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WILD WEST IN JULY

Yee-haaa Wild West this July!

Saddle up for a rootin’ tootin’ six gun shootin’ hoedown! Every Friday in July the Schnitty Saloon becomes home to the Wild West, serving some of the sexiest sights this side of the desert! So what are you waiting for? Strap on your cowboots and saddle up for the ride of a lifetime!

Serving up a Storm

This July, our Saucy Strumpets and Babelicious Barmaids will be wettin’ yer whistle with a slap and a tickle. Whether it be Whiskey your poison, Apple Jack or even a glass of Adam’s Ale, our waitresses will make sure you have a Hog-Killing time! Let us serve up a western style feast, with Schnitzel served throughout the night, and more than enough grog to go around!

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Best Showgirls in Town!

Showstoppin’ showgirls with Wild Western routines.. stomp yer boots ‘n holler Yee-Haw! With 4 different shows every week in July there's always something wild going on. And if you ain't chicken, purchase a golden ticket off one of the showgirls to see your friend participate in a bit of skulduggery. Good for a giggle and lasting memory “Remember that time at Schnitzel n Tits in July when….”

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Take on the Shooting Gallery

Whether you want to or not, the fun is coming to you! Unless you want to deal with the Sherriff! If you're down for an old fashioned shoot out, we can get you up on stage for some entertainment! Is it your mates birthday? Want to get them on stage to suck eggs up in the action? Then let us know and we’ll make it happen for you!

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Participants:

Want to get involved? Click for group discounts and if its your birthday, or your the buck or the hen you get in for free!

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GROUP DISCOUNTS

Action on the night:

Like the teaser vid? Then click to book in for June so you can experience it live!

If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!As we embrace this theme we focus in giving all our guests the best experience possible. whether it’s a Bucks, Hens or Birthday you’ll love the Wild West theme.

BOOK NOW!

If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

As we embrace this theme we focus in giving all our guests the best experience possible. whether it’s a BucksHens or Birthday you’ll love the Wild West theme. But the fun doesn't stop there. Check out our Hawaiian Luau party in August for more of your favourites!

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LUAU HAWAIIAN THEME PARTY IN AUGUST

Get ready to get Lei’d at our Luau Party in August!

Dust off your loudest Hawaiian shirt, grab your grass skirt, and shake ya tata’s to lounge classics at the Schnitzel n Tits Tiki Bar Luau Party this August. One of our favorite months this hawaiian themed party is so much fun! Perfect for a Birthday Party 😉

Waitresses:

Be greeted, Lei’d, seated and treated to tropical necklaces by our hula hipped native princesses the Babelicious Barmaids and Topless Waitresses.

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Performers:

Ravishing strippers and showgirls, shaking their grass skirts and bouncing their coconuts!! Purchase a golden ticket off one of the performers to see your friend participate in their strip tease burlesque show. Good for a giggle and lasting memory “Remember that time at that Luau Party in August when….”

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Games:

Is it your mates birthday? Want to get them on stage and up in the action? Then let us know and we’ll make it happen for you. Cos this is the best for Birthday Parties!

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Participants:

Want to get involved? Click for group discounts and if it’s your birthday, or your the buck or the hen you get in for free to our Luau Party in August! Also you can get a free ticket as an organizer for putting together a Birthday party booking.

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GROUP DISCOUNTS

Action on the night:

Like the teaser video? (link below) Then click to book in for Luau Party in August so you can experience it live!

If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

Luau in August, so just for one night you can take yourself out off this cold winter in Melbourne and dream of a Sunny warm holiday in Hawaii. As we embrace this theme we focus in giving all our guests the best experience possible. whether it’s a BucksHens or Birthday you’ll live the Hawaiian Luau Party theme. And in September it's heroes all the way up with our September Super Hero Party!

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Super Hero September

Megababe Month blasts off!

There’s nothing like the smell of Schnitzel in the evening! We never know what quite to expect when we chuck some military gear on our Mega Babes. Hot babes dressed as Army chicks to keep everyone in line. Catwomen crawling across the tables and more incredible events kick us off for Megababe Month in September!

Its a Mega month of Mega Babes in September!

There’s nothing like the smell of Schnitzel in the evening! We never know what quite to expect when we chuck some military gear on our Mega Babes in September. Check out what the night entails!

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Megababes at Your Service

The MegaBabelicious Barmaids at GI Jane Army Babes will out you through your paces in a Friday Night Bootcamp! We'll keep the cold drinks flowing all night long, even as things start to heat up. And don't forget our signature schnitzels. Put it all together and you've got the recipe for an incredible night.

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Performers:

Stunning showgirls in pop Culture Cos-Play jumping from screen to stage in fantasy strip-tease suprises! Purchase a golden ticket off one of the performers to see your friend participate in their show! We never know quite what to expect when we combine hot babes in various stages of undress with tasty schnitzel, tantalising themes and a high spirited audience! With different shows every week for the month, there's something new to excite every time you join us!

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Games:

Megababe month is filled with our favourite games. We'll get you involved in the action with a series of games and events you won’t soon forget. Is it your mates birthday? Want to get them on stage and up in the action? Then let us know and we’ll make it happen for you!

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Participants:

Want to get involved? Click for group discounts and if it’s your birthday, or you’re the buck or the hen you get in for free!

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GROUP DISCOUNTS

Action on the night:

Like the teaser vid? Then click to book in for Mega Babes in September so you can experience it live!

If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

Mega Babes in September, who doesn’t want to celebrate the feminine legends of comic books and the silver screen such as Wonder Woman and Supergirl. And of course the modern heroes like Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) and The Bride (Kill Bill). Next Month is October, so get ready for some serious German fun with Oktoberfest in Melbourne! Book now to be sure you won't miss out!

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Oktoberfest Melbourne

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Willkommen to Schnitzel ‘n Tits Oktoberfest Melbourne! What is it that makes our annual Bavarian blowout zuper Wunderbar?

Join us for our cheeky take on the traditional Bavarian festival, Oktoberfest Melbourne. Get your lederhosen and your dirndl ready, and come have a memorable Oktoberfest night with us at Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Steins, Schnitties and Titties at Oktoberfest in October!

Oktoberfest was first celebrated in Munich, Germany, on 12 October 1810. Since then, people worldwide enjoy celebrating the event in traditional German costumes while drinking copious amounts of bier in large steins and partying into the night! At Schnitzel ‘n Tits, we give to you our very own risque Oktoberfest event every Friday night for the month of October. Included in our wild Oktoberfest fun is lecker schnitzels, flirty topless frauleins providing table service all night, stunning showgirls performing on stage and getting the crowd to participate in games as well as so much more! Ja! Das ist gut!

Busty Bardamen

Our flirty frauleins wear traditional skimpy mountain maiden bodices and lederhosen whilst skipping mit der steins und schlappen down der schnitzel! We have the most schön barmaids at Schnitzel ‘n Tits who are happy and willing to show you a very good time at our Oktoberfest Melbourne parties! They’re sexy and fun, and they’ll deliver your biers!

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Performers

Our stunning showgirls devise their own naughty and nice Germanic routines and surprises! Purchase a golden ticket off one of the performers to see your friend participate in their show. You’ll be ‘knee slapping’ in laughter all night long, and it’ll be a night you remember and joke about with your friends for years to come!

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The Oktoberfest Party Melbourne will Rave About

  • - Doors open at 7pm - Willkommen! - The first show starts at 8pm sharp - Wunderbar!-  Three burlesque performances - Ja Bitte!-  Topless Barmaden provide full table service.-  Delicious schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad (chicken or eggplant).-  Games, crowd participation, prizes - Dankeschön!-  DJs will be spinning tunes - Oompah!

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Oktoberfest at Melbourne’s Most Iconic Theatre Restaurant

A Schnitzel ‘n Tits party is like no other party in Melbourne. We boast risque audience games, and hilarious stage contests between party people und frauleins and everything gets just a little bit wild and frisky. We’re famous for our epic events and our Oktoberfest theme all month long is no exception. You’ll eat, you’ll drink, you’ll laugh, and there’s no shortage of aesthetically pleasing ladies serving and entertaining. Our excellent MC will host the night, providing hilarious intermissions and introductions, so there’s never a dull moment. Towards the end of the evening, a live DJ makes der Oom Pah Pah all night long for you to kick your heels up on the dance floor.

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Groups

We offer discounts for group bookings of guys, girls and mixed groups. Whether it’s a birthday, hens, bucks or something else, it’s all part of Schnitzel ‘n Tits packages providing the most fun a group can have on a night out celebrating Oktoberfest Melbourne. Get your crew together and your dirndls and lederhosen ready. 

Pricing for groups:

- Fun, Sexy themes every Month.- From $54 Per Person- From $44 (Groups)- FREE TICKET for the guest of honour!- And a FREE TICKET for you, the organiser!

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GROUP DISCOUNTS

Book an Oktoberfest Party at Schnitzel ‘n Tits

Give us a call on 1800 808 998 or fill out the form on our site! If you still can't get enough of our famous girls, be sure to check back next month for our November Halloween Party!

- Fill out the form below with the date.- Receive an email from us with your discount link when you book for a group- Send the link to your friends.- FREE TICKET for the guest of honour!- Start to buy your tickets, then call us for the freebie.

BOOK NOW!

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Halloween Melbourne

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Join Schnitzel n Tits for Friday Night Frights in November!

Friday Night Frights in November is our Halloween horror-themed month for hair raising and nipple stiffening fun! Every Friday night at the Colonial Hotel in Melbourne’s CBD is Schnitzel ‘n Tits, Melbourne’s most iconic naughty party for ghouls and guys. Enjoy goblin up a delicious schnitty while sexy topless zombies serve you up boos at your table and scantily clad, boo-tiful performers put on a show you’ll never forget. Come to Schnitzel ‘n Tits for the scariest and freakiest Halloween Party Melbourne has to offer. Eat, drink and be scary! 

Waitresses

The Babelicious Barmaids provide full table service in full makeup and hot costumes as sexy blood-spattered zombie nurses. Be careful; they have a hungry gleam in their eyes. Our ghoulish nurses will be there for you all fright night long to ale you and take your blood. As the night progresses and our spooky stunners get wilder, you’ll find yourself confronted by eerily alluring boo-bies.

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Performers

Throughout the night, we'll put on 3 epic performances, changing every week throughout November. From sexy sword swallowers with skills and skimpy outfits, to devilish and sexy performances from our gorgeous ghosts and ghouls, you're sure to get the fright of a lifetime. One you won't forget in a hurry!

Are you game for the Friday Night Fright of your lives?! Purchase a golden ticket off one of the performers to see your friend participate in their show. Good for a giggle and lasting memory “Remember that time at Friday Night Frights in November when….”

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Fang-tastic Halloween Melbourne

At Schnitzel ‘n Tits Halloween Melbourne Party, we’ve got it all. We’ve got thrills and chills, babes and booze, shows and games. Get your friends together to celebrate all Hallows’ eve with us for a scary good time. Included in your ticket is a delicious crumbed schnitzel with chip and salad (or an eggplant variation) and your seat at the best Halloween show in Melbourne.

We'll keep the frights coming all night long with spooky games and frightful fun! Is it your mates birthday, bucks or hens? Want to get them on stage and up in the action? Then let us know and we’ll make it happen for you. Our girls in frighteningly sexy costumes will dance and tease and so much more; you’ll be mesmerised. And be careful; they bite! Bone Appetit!

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Action on the night

At Schnitzel ‘n Tits Halloween parties in Melbourne, we’ve got it all. We’ve got thrills and chills, babes and booze, shows and games. Get your friends Like the teaser vid? Then click to book in for Friday Night Frights in November so you can experience it live!

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Come for the Boos, Stay for the Shows

A Halloween Party at Schnitzel ‘n Tits goes a little something like:

  • - Doors open at 7pm - come in if you dare.
  • - The first show starts at 8pm sharp - as the sun goes down, the ghouls come out to play.
  • - Three burlesque performances - striptease? Witch, please!
  • - Ghoulish Topless Barmaids provide full table service.
  • - Delicious schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad (chicken or eggplant).
  • - Games, crowd participation - trick or treat!
  •  - DJs spinning tunes - do the monster mash, graveyard smash!

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Happy Howl-oween!

Our Halloween party Melbourne will have you laughin’ til’ you’re coffin! It’s a spooktacular night of fun and frisky frights all night long. Bring your friends, bring your lover and have a time to remember.   

To book tickets to our scarily fun and cheeky Halloween party, call 1800 808 998 or fill out the form on our website. 

For our other themed months throughout the year, check out our list of themed nights, including risque photos of all the naughtiness that goes down every Friday night at Schnitzel ‘n Tits.

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Group Bookings

Are you thinking about getting a little bit raunchy this Halloween with a group for a birthday, bucks, hens or something else? Get sweet group discounts when you book!

Pricing for groups:- Fun, Sexy themes every Month.- From $54 Per Person- From $44 (Groups)- FREE TICKET for the guest of honour!- And a FREE TICKET for you, the organiser!

GROUP DISCOUNTS

Book a Sexy Scary Good Time at Schnitzel ‘n Tits

Book your spot at the world-famous Schnitzel ‘n Tits Halloween party in Melbourne. We’re at the corner of Lonsdale Street and King Street in Melbourne’s CBD at the Colonial Hotel every Friday night. Call 1800 808 998 today!

If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

Friday Night Frights in November is our spin on Halloween and Day of the Dead type events. We continue to work hard at achieving the right vibe to help all our group, Birthday, Bucks, Hens or Other to have an incredible time. If you missed out on our Halloween parties, now is the perfect time to book your December Christmas Party!

BOOK NOW!

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CHRISTMAS PARTIES IN DECEMBER

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Join Schnitzel n Tits for our Christmas Parties in December!

Our famous Schnitzel n Tits’mas bashes are a great place to cut loose from the work place and blow off some steam! Find out below a little more about what happens at our Christmas Parties in December!

Waitresses:

Full table service from Santa’s Naughty Little Helpers who are decked out in all the christmas trimmings!

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Performers:

Christmas Angels.. with the devil inside, our showgirls need help unwrapping in cheeky Xmas themed interactive burlesque performances! Purchase a golden ticket off one of the performers to see your friend participate in their show. Good for a giggle and lasting memory “Remember that time at one of our Christmas Parties in December when….”

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Games:

Get your work colleagues or boss invited up on stage. Whether they’ve been a good/bad girl/boy we’ll make sure they get plenty of attention.

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Participants:

Want to get involved? Click for group discounts and if it’s your birthday, or you’re the buck or the hen you get in for free!

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GROUP DISCOUNTS

Action on the night:

Like the teaser vid? Then click to book in for our Christmas Parties in December so you can experience it live!

BOOK NOW!

If you want to see more of our Themes and Months Click here!

Christmas in December. Not really just December but to really embrace the whole silly season and give social groups and especially work groups and opportunity to let down their hair and celebrate this time of year. We continue to work hard at achieving the right vibe to help all our group, BirthdayBucksHensChristmas Dinner Melbourne or Other to have an incredible time. We've even got our annual January Beach Party coming up, so get excited!

BOOK NOW!

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Here at Schnitzel n Tits we work extremely hard to give our friends and fans the best experience possible for all their Birthday Party, Bucks or hens and social events. So we put a lot of time and energy into our show. This is focused mainly around our themes to match months.

When we deliver a theme we adjust the whole night around it, then run it for that Month.

  • Branding and marketing
  • Decorations around the Venue
  • MC/Host in Character
  • DJ spinning tunes and samples to suit.
  • Variety act presenting this theme
  • Waitresses in matching outfits to later come off
  • games, quizzes and activities to suit
  • Performances to deliver amazing and exciting shows to lift the experience

Sometimes the themes is a good fit for the months and makes perfect sense such as…

Often the themes are really there to brighten up the mood of the colder months…

  • Wild West in July – as we are experiencing a chilly winter here in melbourne we like to add some heat and excitement by looking back at the Wild West.
  • Luau in August, so just for one night you can take yourself out off this cold winter in Melbourne and dream of a Sunny warm holiday in Hawaii.

Other themes we have embraced to respect the culture and importance of Trends, history and fashion of our industry and the female influence in our community.

And of course taking the time out to celebrate the birth of our business and passion that is Schnitzel n Tits

  • Birthday in June – Our business tends to be quiet around the months of June and this is when our minds begin to wander and come up with new ideas. The creators of Big Boys Club spent time in June back in 2009 to re launch a classic and bring it back to glory.