Beer steins, Babes bulging from tight bodices, what’s not to love about the European extravaganza of Oktoberfest?!
Pleased to report that Oktoberfest had the babes part sorted! The first thing to catch the eye was the 10 or so curvy young waitresses ( SnT call these girls Babelicious Barmaids ) sporting Heidi-like pigtails and packed into traditional Lederhosen. The flirty frauleins bustled between tables balancing Steins and jugs of European beer, laughing with male and female patrons.
When I saw a barmaid straddle a guest and dispense a shot of Schnapps from between her boobs I wondered how I might get in on this action! My own table’s buxom waitress told me I’d just seen a bodyshot. When Chloe offered ME this intimate experience for a tenner..well I didn’t want to die wondering. Having witnessed my intimate drink service 2 friends fumbled for their wallets. We agreed that bodyshots were money well spent!!
Having got outside most of a Schnitzel chips and gravy (generous serving..I couldn’t quite finish) I settled back to watch..But I wasn’t settled for long!
Having laughed at the ‘spotlighting’ & roasting of guests celebrating birthdays and work dos I found MYSELF on stage – the boys had dobbed me in for audience game ‘Grab the Weiner’. Once again I got up close and personal with the barmaids – undressing Zara at speed for the final leg of the comp. I was been bested by Helen; celebrating her Hens party, in a photo finish. Helen got a Schnitz n Tits hoodie.. as runner up I was happy with my free lap dance at Men’s Gallery.
The Burlesque performances were 3 very different showgirls, dark skinned slender newcomer Peyton and more muscular Mistress Frankie. Each had a loosely Oktoberfest themed routine which got wilder and more athletic as it went on. The showgirls got amongst the crowd and, once again, I was the butt of the boys’ jokes..literally, as Frankie whipped my bare backside with a belt;P
The Oktoberfestivities were a night we’ll never forget – great fun & value from the gang at Schnitz n Tits, 5 stars!