Burlesque Clubs Melbourne

Are you looking for burlesque clubs Melbourne? Schnitzel ‘n Tits is Melbourne’s favourite Friday night party! Get your mates, your lover or anyone else and book your next Friday night event with us for a rockin’ good time. We’ve got delicious schnittys, hot babes, topless waitresses and the most epic and sexy burlesque entertainment. We’re the best burlesque bar Melbourne partygoers love to rave about.   

What is Burlesque?


The word burlesque derives from the Italian word ‘burlesco’, meaning a joke or mockery. Burlesque used to be lower-class women sticking their tongue out to the bourgeois lifestyle in the Victorian era. 

Burlesque travelled to New York in the mid-1800s, where the risque tights became scandalously well known. Around the same time, Burlesque was kicking off in Paris, where the famous ‘can-can’ dance and amazing Moulin Rouge venues emerged.

These days, burlesque is a brilliant, modern form of sexy entertainment. What was originally a show of ridicule and caricature developed into colourful and entertaining striptease shows. And we have the best burlesque dancers here at Schnitzel ‘n Tits.

what is Burlesque

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A Tantalising Show at Our Burlesque Bar Melbourne


It’s not just strip; it’s tease - Often, the most alluring burlesque show won’t feature much explicit nakedness at all – and that’s often what makes it so damn evocative.

Forget all about the movie - When the 2010 film called ‘Burlesque’ came out, many thought that was what the art of burlesque was really about. They were wrong. 

Our burlesque show in Melbourne is a modern take on the exciting, fun and risque world of burlesque dancing. We’re Melbourne’s best and most iconic theatre restaurant, with no fewer than three burlesque performances in a single night.

The best modern Burlesque has audience participation as a crucial feature – whether the girls have to drag you up onto the stage or not! It’s pretty much the most memorable dinner and a show in Melbourne you’ll ever attend, so hit up Schnitzel ‘n Tits for tickets today!

Our Stunning Burlesque Ladies


Every Friday night at the Colonial Hotel in Melbourne’s CBD, Schnitzel ‘n Tits goes off with a bang. Let our burlesque performers dazzle you with their skills, their awe and their beauty.

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Ellisha Sumarna

Ellisha Sumarna (aka ‘Lil Miss Ruby Q) is an international burlesque performer originally from Sydney and now based in the States. A strong Latin influence makes her shows daring and different.

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Ellashaye D’More

Ellashaye first burst onto the Australian Burlesque scene in 2010. Combining her talents of rock ‘n roll, Latin dancing and showgirl experience, she was instantly taken under the wing of ‘Lola The Vamp’ and Burlesque agent Jac Bowie.

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Burlesque and More


Our burlesque show in Melbourne is something else; it’s an epic show of erotic dance and alluring babes. In addition to our burlesque entertainment is food, booze, games and more! The night goes a little something like this:

  • Doors open at 7pm
  • The first show starts at 8pm sharp.
  • Three burlesque performances
  • Babelicious Topless Barmaids providing full table service
  • Delicious schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips and salad.
  • Games, crowd participation
  • DJs spinning top hits and floor fillers

Every month we rock a different theme, from a beach party in January to Star Wars in May and many others. 


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Book a Friday Night at One of the Best Burlesque Clubs Melbourne!


So for a night of frisky fun that you and your friends will never forget at Melbourne’s most iconic burlesque bar, book a night at Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Pricing for Group Bookings

  • Fun, Sexy themes every Month!
  • From $54 Per Person
  • From $44 (Party Groups)
  • FREE TICKET  for the guest of honour!
  • And a FREE TICKET  for you, the organiser!

How to Book for a Group


  • Fill out the form below with the date and guest of honours name.
  • Receive an email from us with your discount link
  • Send the link to your friends.
  • Start to buy your tickets, then call us for the Birthday boy/girls Freebie.

Or Call 1800 808 998

All you have to do is fill out this form below and one of our team will email you back everything you need to put together a Fantastic Birthday Party for all your mates...
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