30th birthday party ideas Melbourne

Don’t hire another dull function room for another standard 30th birthday party. You deserve to do something fun for your 30th birthday celebration! For something different, cheeky and exciting, book your 30th birthday party at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. 

We're one of Melbourne’s most iconic entertainment venues, renowned for providing a rockin’ good time for all our customers! With our Babelicious Barmaids, epic performers and yummy schnitzel dinner, all of your friends will have a ball at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. Our mouth-watering breasts are crumbed and drizzled in delectable gravy. Or opt for our vegetarian option - an eggplant schnitzel sent down from heaven itself. 

You’ll be mesmerised by our girls and slapping your knees with laughter all night long with our hilarious MC! And if you're our guest of honor, the lucky birthday girl or boys, buck, hen, etc, you'll get a little extra attention! We make sure that they get up on stage for some shameless fun with our babes.

A night at Schnitzel ‘n Tits is one to remember, so book your 30th birthday party with us. Check out our calendar to see what theme lands on your birthday! 

Stuck for 30th Birthday Party Ideas Melbourne? 

Then look no further! Schnitzel ‘n Tits is a cheeky take on a theatre restaurant. It’s dinner, a show, and so much more…

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Pricing for 30th Birthday Parties Melbourne

  • Fun, sexy themes every month.
  • From $54 per person
  • From $44 (birthday party groups)
  • FREE TICKET for the birthday boy or girl!!
  • And a FREE TICKET for you the organiser!!!

Want more info on 30th Birthday Party Ideas Melbourne? Click here! or call: 1800 808

The Best 30th Birthday Party Venue (And Schnitzels) in Town!

  • Chicken Schnitzel Crumbed with Herbs and served with Chips and Salad.
  • Our Vegetarian Schnitzel is an Eggplant sliced and crumbed. Delicious! 
  • We can cater for all dietary requirements too!
  • Specialising in Adult Birthday Parties.

Babelicious Barmaids

Full table service from our wild waitresses!  Starting in skimpy fancy dress relevant to the month’s theme, our babes get the guests of honour and audience members on stage to compete in games that result in their clothes coming off! If this isn’t the best 30th birthday party idea Melbourne, we don’t know what is!

Burlesque / Cheeky Striptease Performances

Get your guest of honour involved in the actual performances on the night. Whether they're dragged up on stage or on to the table, they’ll become part of our showgirls’ elaborate feature acts. Our 30th birthday party ideas Melbourne are ones to remember! Perfect for any 30th birthday parties in Melbourne. 

30th Birthday Party Games, Activities and Prizes

Win our t-shirts, free drinks, body shots from the girls, dances and other great prizes in quizzes and table comps. We’ll also run stage games pitting birthday girls and boys and other guests against each other and the girls in tests of skill stamina and shamelessness!

Discount Group Bookings

Our 30th birthday parties at Schnitzel ‘n Tits cater for both men and women. We want to do everything possible to make yours or your friends 30th birthday in Melbourne a night to remember for years to come. We'll also look after the group with awesome discounts.

So what’s the cost and what’s included in the night?

We’ll put on an epic night of entertainment, booze and food. Get your friends together for a night you’ll never forget and will be laughing about forever! We’ll take care of the rest!
  • If it’s your 30th birthday, you get a free ticket.
  • The rest of the group get a $10 discount per head.
  • The night follows a fun theme and the themes change each month.
  • Your dinner: a chicken schnitzel, chips, and side salad (gravy optional) or eggplant schnitzel for vegetarians (can cater for all dietary requirements)
  • Full table service from our Babelicious Barmaids
  • Burlesque/Striptease performances
  • Stage games with members of the audience that result in the barmaid clothes coming off
  • An MC for the night that interacts with the audience and gets everyone excited for various events throughout the night
  • A DJ spinning the latest hits and floor fillers

Check out what some of our recent customers had to say about their night at Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens. 

April Elliott Meates


I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating


Shaun Maher


Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.

Liz Dellar


8 of the Best 30th Birthday Party Ideas Melbourne

At Schnitzel ‘n Tits we run our wickedly fun Friday night party venue according to a theme. What’s better than getting wild with your friends and partying with sexy girls in dress-up? 

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1. Beach Party

    Our Babelicious Barmaids dress in sexy summer bikinis and serve up booze and schnittys to you and your                mates. If you’re a summer baby born in January, celebrate your 30th birthday with us at our summer beach           party. It’s sure to get hot! 

2. Come Fly With Me

     Join the mile-high club on flight B0081ES with Schnitzel Airways. Our flirtatious cabin crew will take you on a       journey to fun-       town where you can enjoy a bit of cheeky in-flight entertainment, sit back and enjoy the               ride. Our airline themed parties run         all through February. So if you’re a Feb Beb, book in your 30th at                  Schnitzel ‘n Tits. Watch out for turb-boob-lence!

3. Sail The High Seas

      Come get naughty-cal with us every Friday night in April at The Colonial Hotel. If it’s your 30th birthday                    being celebrated, we’ll make you walk the plank! Ok, we won’t, but our boat-iful and sex-sea performers will           make you get up on stage for some ferry cheeky fun! Yeah, buoy!

4. Sexy Star Wars

      May the 4th be with you! We celebrate Star Wars Day every Friday night throughout the month of May. If              you were born in May, let us help you celebrate your big day, the sexy Star Wars way! Our scantily clad                      Princess Leia will serve you drinks and our ever so talented Darth Vader will show you where the force                    really is! Turn to the dark side on your 30th birthday.  

5. Wild West

      Join us in the Schnitty Saloon and saddle up for a rootin’ tootin’ six gun shootin’ hoedown! Every Friday night        in July our Babelicious Bardmaids will be wettin’ yer whistle. After a Wild West night with us, you’ll go horse          with laughter. Yee-haw! 

6. Luau Hawaiian

      If you’re celebrating your 30th birthday in August, come get lei’d at our Tiki Titty Schnitty Bar. Let your hair            down and let’s go a bit coconuts any Friday evening in August with our Luau themed parties. If our girls were        fruits, they’d all be fine-apples! (We’ll let you have that one, use it wisely!)  

7. Oktoberfest

     Ok, so it would be the best Schnitty Bar in Melbourne without an Oktoberfest themed party! Wunderbar! Let     our flirty frauleins serve you a stein or ten, enjoy a traditional Bavarian schnitzel and enjoy our stunning                    showgirls performing naughty and nice Germanic routines. Oof, Prost!

8. Friday Night Frights

     In November, scary is sexy at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. For reasons we can’t explain, the nurse outfits on our barmaids       shrink during a zombie apocalypse every Friday night in November and be careful; they tend to bite! Book             your 30th birthday in November for a spooky night to remember!  

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