Welcome To Schnitzel N Tits - Friday Nights in the City!
Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...
Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...
Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works
- Doors Open at 7pm
- First show starts at 8pm sharp
- Three burlesque performances
- Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
- Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
- Games, crowd participation and …
- Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!
Don’t miss our upcoming themes and events!
Wild West in July - as we are experiencing a chilly winter here in melbourne we like to add some heat and excitement by looking back at the Wild West.
Dust off your loudest Hawaiian shirt, grab your grass skirt, and shake ya tata's at the Schnitzel n Tits Tiki Bar at our Luau Party in August!
Check our what some of our recent customers think…
Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens.
Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.
I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating
Definitely recommend for a work break up. I took the boys for the chrissie party. It was the perfect end to the year. Drink packages, tasty food, beautiful girls and a great show.
Such a good idea for a christmas party, great entertainment, the food was delicious, the beer was flowing and the girls were very... talented. I'll be Back!
Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.
Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.
Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good? That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!
Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.
Schnitzel ‘n Tits: a topless bar & theatre restaurant with a difference!