Schnitzel N Tits - Friday Night Dinner & Show

Is it a theatre restaurant? Burlesque bar? A themed party? Topless bar? Dinner and a show? The answer is all of the above – a Friday night out in Melbourne to remember!


Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...

Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...

Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your...


Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works

Night Out to remember
  • Doors Open at 7pm
  • First show starts at 8pm sharp
  • Three burlesque performances
  • Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
  • Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
  • Games, crowd participation and …
  • Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!

Don’t miss our upcoming themes and events!

Every Friday In September
Love the smell of Schnitzel in the evening! We never know what quite to expect when we chuck some military gear on our Mega Babes in September.
Every Friday In October
Steins, Schnitties and Titties at Oktoberfest in October! What more do you want at the annual beer festival! Check out what we got up to!
Every Friday In November
Friday Night Frights in November is our spin on Halloween and Day of the Dead type events. Sexy Zombie Nurses delivering drinks to your table.



Check our what some of our recent customers think…

Definitely recommend for a work break up. I took the boys for the chrissie party. It was the perfect end to the year. Drink packages, tasty food, beautiful girls and a great show.


Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.

Liz Dellar

Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens.

April Elliott Meates

Such a good idea for a christmas party, great entertainment, the food was delicious, the beer was flowing and the girls were very... talented. I'll be Back!


I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating

Shaun Maher


Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.

Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque shows to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.

Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good?  That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.

Schnitzel n Tits is an iconic Melbourne topless bar & theatre restaurant. Round up your mates for an entertaining Friday night dinner & show with tasty schnitzels!


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