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MELBOURNE’S BEST FRIDAY NIGHT OUT

Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...

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TASTY SCHNITZEL

THE BEST BREASTS IN TOWN

Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...

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BARMAID BABES

ALL THE ATTENTION YOU NEED

Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your...

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SCHNITZEL ‘N TITS – A NIGHT OUT TO REMEMBER

Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works

• Doors Open at 7pm
• First show starts at 8pm sharp
• Three burlesque performances
• Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
• Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
• Games, crowd participation and..
• Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!

Check our what some of our Facebook friends think…

Riley is great but she kicked me only because is doing her job because I had one too many I will be back for sure

Trenten King

2017-10-20T11:47:19+0000

Riley is the most awesome chick ever she helped us out so much and showed us where the good places are 🙂

Send-it Rorza

2017-10-20T11:44:04+0000

Been here yearly for about 4 years Fun night out

Corinna Borg

2017-08-17T07:41:28+0000

Was an awesome night! We were definitely looked after and will be returning!

Bethany Joy Kazi

2017-08-06T13:21:34+0000

Awesome night out. Great laughs and floor show. We went with a group for our daughters birthday..we were the oldest there but still enjoyed body shots and lots of laughter. Food was surprisingly good too.If your lookimg for something different this is it.Would def go again. Thanks everyone for an awesome night.read more

Kym Dollan

2017-07-29T23:24:52+0000

I think this is one if the most funnest places i have been to. I want to go back!!! Do yourself a favour and try it....

Susan Schott Dodd

2017-07-29T09:49:41+0000

Amazeballs!!! 3rd time I've been and there will be a 4th, 5th.. Hell every weekend!

Steve Steverson

2017-07-28T12:56:49+0000

I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly awesome and accommodating it's one of the best places I've ever been too you're always in for a great and fun filled night cheers and thanks ladies I highly recommend this wonderful placeread more

Shaun Maher

2017-07-07T14:56:15+0000

Awesome way to start off a night out, the staff is all friendly and making sure you are having a great night

Crystallee Durose

2017-07-01T09:34:54+0000

Great night out, great service all night. The whole crew had an awesome time and will definately be back soon

Joshua Hill

2017-06-30T05:21:09+0000

Great fun night!! The schnitzel is really tasty, the girls are gorgeous and great fun. Would definitely recommend for a group event, leave your inhibitions at the door and enjoy the show!read more

Rhiannon Jones

2017-06-16T13:40:46+0000

Had an awesome night. The Schnitz was delicious and the girls were great 😉✨

Alana Jade

2017-06-03T22:53:28+0000

I have done two group booking with schnitzel n tits both of the time they have really enjoy themselves They said everyone was nice and friendly and the games and activities were fun Also you're response time was fantasticread more

Amanda Durose

2017-05-26T08:54:52+0000

Awesome food even better staff. Great for functions and group bookings. Thanks again guys 🙂

Baxter Arafat

2017-05-25T03:12:24+0000

Such a good night. The birthday boy loved it. The girls were lovely and the performances were impressive. Loved the theme and the vibe. Humorous and fun. Would be really good for any bucks. Felt very welcomed.read more

Sarah Buller

2017-05-13T13:33:04+0000

A good time had!! Staff were friendly and show was fun.

Maddison Price

2017-04-29T12:13:26+0000

Came here last night for my partners birthday. Had a amazing night, the girls were not only beautiful on the outside but in as well. Food was so good , recommend it to everyone and we're coming back .read more

Deborah Lee Nouws

2017-02-24T21:24:20+0000

Sarah, joe and bella are the bomb!! We had a great time on our work break up.

Stephen King

2016-12-22T11:52:56+0000

Best food, service and undoubtedly the best night Melbourne can offer

James Alexander Pewtner

2016-12-02T11:29:10+0000

Came here for my birthday yesterday and it was better than I thought it would be despite having been here last year! The girls are beautiful and are soooo nice. The showgirls were absolutely incredible and I found them to be somewhat inspiring! Hehe 5/5 loved it, can't wait to come back again.read more

Donna McIntyre

2016-11-19T12:14:41+0000

The most down to earth ppl run it & amazing stuff

Mick El Asmar

2016-11-12T10:06:46+0000

This place is the Schnitz!! This place is the Schnitz!! This place is the Schnitz!!

Michael Wickens

2016-10-29T10:44:29+0000

Me and a few boys went out for dinner here a couple of weeks ago, great night out with the boys, awesome show provided and top notch food!

Tran Le John Oh

2016-06-21T08:58:23+0000

Great vibe and fun vibe! Great night out with the boys.

Nick Camov

2016-06-20T02:16:08+0000

Me and the boys had an awesome night at Schnitz n Tits - It was 3 hours of fun and games and a seriously great night out. It is fun for both guys and girls, I was surprised at first that so many girls were there as guests, but after being a part of shenanigans I realised it is a lot of fun and games and a decent feed at the same time. Highly recommend for a Friday night activity.read more

Brennan Lukav

2016-06-20T02:08:00+0000

A fun filled night enjoyed by all!! Schnitzels on point, better than you'd think! Grab your mates and have a great evening.

Damien Egan

2016-06-20T01:53:33+0000

Great night and feed will be back at some time cheers for the night

Russell Auger

2016-06-04T09:55:13+0000

The best! I love working here as a feature performer. The management is really helpful and friendly! It gets pretty wild in there!

Frankie J Blaze

2016-03-19T06:55:25+0000

We all had a great night out for hubby's 40th birthday with a few games alot of different entertainment & laughter would recommend this for any occasion !!!read more

Brenda Stevens-Bruce

2016-02-06T00:16:22+0000

BEST FOOD! Wicked games. Beautiful ladies will definatly be there again!!!

Maxii Moss

2015-11-06T23:43:45+0000

Best night girls are so friendly wife loved it and so did I .Wife loved doing body shots

Micky Hill

2015-10-16T00:23:46+0000

Schnitz n Tits is one of the best nights in Melbourne! Great food, fun games, and cute girls! I had a great time!

Fairuz Maggio

2015-09-21T08:55:27+0000

Fantastic night out , hot waitresses hot performers, host is a funny bastard. Great night. Well worth it. Will be back again schnitz n tits I will be back.read more

Mark Oakley

2015-08-14T07:08:55+0000

An awesome place for a night out cant wait to do it again

Joshua Piacentini

2015-07-17T23:05:07+0000

One of the best nights out you can ask for! Lots of laughs, great food and wonderful service! Thanks for a memorable night!

Jessie Cripps

2015-06-20T01:38:14+0000

I can't recommend this place enough, it was so much fun , went with a bunch of girls and we all had a blast, if you feel like doing some thing different, have a laugh this is the place!read more

Samantha Chandrasena

2015-04-27T10:44:18+0000

A very fantastic night cant wait to do it all again very soon

Ashley Angwin

2015-03-20T18:56:24+0000

So much fun best night ever... body shots where so good ♡

Alyssa Kazi-Shedden

2015-02-13T20:36:52+0000

Awesome night, I was thinking it might not be the best place for a date but it was absolutely brilliant 🙂 the acts were superb and the kahuna daddies were the right amount of cheese lol I recommend schnitz to all my mates now 🙂 and the bar staff are extremely attentive which you don't get elsewhereread more

Daniel Dunker

2014-09-26T22:25:38+0000

I thought this thing sounded sleazy and cheesy. It is a bit cheesy but thats part of the fun - actually a great night out for guys and also, surprisingly, for girls. On the night I went I talked to these hipster chicks at one table who came to be ironic but stayed to drink and laugh. They were as impressed as I was by what is more like a racy theatre restaurant than a strip club. Great schnitzel too!read more

Joe Fitzgerald

2014-09-20T05:11:31+0000

Best dinner show in Melbourne!!! Well worth the booking, tittie shots!!

Jay Chris

2014-08-05T14:38:55+0000

Best night out ever! Girls are gorgeous and sexy, schnitzels are to die for everyone there is so friendly and kind I will be back 🙂

Chris John

2014-05-23T15:54:45+0000

A great night out, no matter which location it's held in. The waitresses are gorgeous and will actually have a chat and a laugh with you. The acts are entertaining and creative. Even the food is great! If you are looking for an awesome time on a Friday night, don't go past Schnitz n Tits.read more

Jayden Lofaro

2014-03-19T02:11:24+0000

Schnitz and tits is the best dinner and a show that I've been to with my mates. The acts are hot and the service is good. It is one the best ways of spending Friday night in the city.read more

Callum Timmerman

2014-03-19T01:47:49+0000

Funniest bunch of people you will ever eat with!

Kevin Karlberg

2014-02-26T07:48:24+0000

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Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.

Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.

Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good?  That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.

Schnitzel ‘n Tits: a topless bar & theatre restaurant with a difference!

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