Schnitzel N Tits - Friday Night Dinner & Show
Is it a theatre restaurant? Burlesque bar? A themed party? Topless bar? Dinner and a show? The answer is all of the above – a Friday night out in Melbourne to remember!
Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...
Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...
Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your...
SCHNITZEL ‘N TITS – A NIGHT OUT TO REMEMBER
Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works

- Doors Open at 7pm
- First show starts at 8pm sharp
- Three burlesque performances
- Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
- Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
- Games, crowd participation and …
- Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!
Don’t miss our upcoming themes and events!

Wild West in July
Wild West in July - as we are experiencing a chilly winter here in melbourne we like to add some heat and excitement by looking back at the Wild West.
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Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.
Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque shows to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.
Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good? That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!
Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.
Schnitzel n Tits is an iconic Melbourne topless bar & theatre restaurant. Round up your mates for an entertaining Friday night dinner & show with tasty schnitzels!
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