Awesome night out. Great laughs and floor show. We went with a group for our daughters birthday..we were the oldest there but still enjoyed body shots and lots of laughter. Food was surprisingly good too.If your lookimg for something different this is it.Would def go again. Thanks everyone for an awesome night.read more
I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly awesome and accommodating it's one of the best places I've ever been too you're always in for a great and fun filled night cheers and thanks ladies I highly recommend this wonderful placeread more
I have done two group booking with schnitzel n tits both of the time they have really enjoy themselves
They said everyone was nice and friendly and the games and activities were fun
Also you're response time was fantasticread more
Such a good night. The birthday boy loved it. The girls were lovely and the performances were impressive. Loved the theme and the vibe. Humorous and fun. Would be really good for any bucks. Felt very welcomed.read more
Came here last night for my partners birthday.
Had a amazing night, the girls were not only beautiful on the outside but in as well. Food was so good , recommend it to everyone and we're coming back .read more
Came here for my birthday yesterday and it was better than I thought it would be despite having been here last year! The girls are beautiful and are soooo nice. The showgirls were absolutely incredible and I found them to be somewhat inspiring! Hehe
5/5 loved it, can't wait to come back again.read more
Me and the boys had an awesome night at Schnitz n Tits - It was 3 hours of fun and games and a seriously great night out. It is fun for both guys and girls, I was surprised at first that so many girls were there as guests, but after being a part of shenanigans I realised it is a lot of fun and games and a decent feed at the same time. Highly recommend for a Friday night activity.read more
Awesome night, I was thinking it might not be the best place for a date but it was absolutely brilliant 🙂 the acts were superb and the kahuna daddies were the right amount of cheese lol I recommend schnitz to all my mates now 🙂 and the bar staff are extremely attentive which you don't get elsewhereread more
I thought this thing sounded sleazy and cheesy. It is a bit cheesy but thats part of the fun - actually a great night out for guys and also, surprisingly, for girls. On the night I went I talked to these hipster chicks at one table who came to be ironic but stayed to drink and laugh. They were as impressed as I was by what is more like a racy theatre restaurant than a strip club. Great schnitzel too!read more
A great night out, no matter which location it's held in. The waitresses are gorgeous and will actually have a chat and a laugh with you. The acts are entertaining and creative. Even the food is great!
If you are looking for an awesome time on a Friday night, don't go past Schnitz n Tits.read more
Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.
Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.
Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good? That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!
Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.
Schnitzel ‘n Tits: a topless bar & theatre restaurant with a difference!