Schnitzel N Tits - Friday Night Dinner & Show
Is it a theatre restaurant? Burlesque bar? A themed party? Topless bar? Dinner and a show? The answer is all of the above – a Friday night out in Melbourne to remember!
Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...
Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...
Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your...
SCHNITZEL ‘N TITS – A NIGHT OUT TO REMEMBER
Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works
- Doors Open at 7pm
- First show starts at 8pm sharp
- Three burlesque performances
- Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
- Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
- Games, crowd participation and …
- Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!
Don’t miss our upcoming themes and events!
Check our what some of our recent customers think…
I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating
We went for a work break up with the girls and we had a ball. if anything we got more attention because we were girls, we got the royal treatment! Highly recommend!
Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.
Such a good idea for a christmas party, great entertainment, the food was delicious, the beer was flowing and the girls were very... talented. I'll be Back!
Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens.
Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.
Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque shows to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.
Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good? That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!
Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.
Schnitzel n Tits is an iconic Melbourne topless bar & theatre restaurant. Round up your mates for an entertaining Friday night dinner & show with tasty schnitzels!
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