Welcome To Schnitzel N Tits - Friday Nights in the City!

MELBOURNE’S BEST FRIDAY NIGHT OUT

Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...
THE BEST BREASTS IN TOWN

Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...
ALL THE ATTENTION YOU NEED

Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your...

SCHNITZEL ‘N TITS – A NIGHT OUT TO REMEMBER

Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works

  • Doors Open at 7pm
  • First show starts at 8pm sharp
  • Three burlesque performances
  • Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
  • Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
  • Games, crowd participation and..
  • Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!

Don’t miss our upcoming themes and events!

Every Friday In July
Wild West in July - as we are experiencing a chilly winter here in melbourne we like to add some heat and excitement by looking back at the Wild West.
Every Friday In August
Dust off your loudest Hawaiian shirt, grab your grass skirt, and shake ya tata's at the Schnitzel n Tits Tiki Bar at our Luau Party in August!
Every Friday In September
Love the smell of Schnitzel in the evening! We never know what quite to expect when we chuck some military gear on our Mega Babes in September.

 

SEE ALL UPCOMING EVENTS!

Check our what some of our recent customers think…

Definitely recommend for a work break up. I took the boys for the chrissie party. It was the perfect end to the year. Drink packages, tasty food, beautiful girls and a great show.

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James

Such a good idea for a christmas party, great entertainment, the food was delicious, the beer was flowing and the girls were very... talented. I'll be Back!

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Zac

We went for a work break up with the girls and we had a ball. if anything we got more attention because we were girls, we got the royal treatment! Highly recommend!

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Aimee

Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.

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Liz Dellar

I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating

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Shaun Maher

 

Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.

Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.

Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good?  That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.

Schnitzel ‘n Tits: a topless bar & theatre restaurant with a difference!