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MELBOURNE’S BEST FRIDAY NIGHT OUT

Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...

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TASTY SCHNITZEL

THE BEST BREASTS IN TOWN

Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...

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BARMAID BABES

ALL THE ATTENTION YOU NEED

Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your...

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SCHNITZEL ‘N TITS – A NIGHT OUT TO REMEMBER

Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant is the iconic and official Schnitzel n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works

Doors Open at 7pm
First show starts at 8pm sharp
Three burlesque performances
Babelicious Topless Barmaids, full table service
Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
Games, crowd participation and..
Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!

Don’t miss our upcoming themes and events!

Wild West in July

Every Friday In July
Wild West in July - as we are experiencing a chilly winter here in melbourne we like to add some heat and excitement by looking back at the Wild West.

Luau Hawaiian themed Party in August

Every Friday In August
Dust off your loudest Hawaiian shirt, grab your grass skirt, and shake ya tata's at the Schnitzel n Tits Tiki Bar at our Luau Party in August!

Mega Babes in September

Every Friday In September
Love the smell of Schnitzel in the evening! We never know what quite to expect when we chuck some military gear on our Mega Babes in September.

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Check our what some of our recent customers think…

Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens.

April Elliott Meates

Such a good idea for a christmas party, great entertainment, the food was delicious, the beer was flowing and the girls were very... talented. I'll be Back!

Zac

We went for a work break up with the girls and we had a ball. if anything we got more attention because we were girls, we got the royal treatment! Highly recommend!

Aimee

I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating

Shaun Maher

Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.

Liz Dellar

Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.

Schnitzel n Tits entertainment can be anything from Burlesque to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.

Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good? That’s Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.

Schnitzel ‘n Tits: a topless bar & theatre restaurant with a difference!

Remy C

11:02 09 May 18

Went with a couple of friends and wasn't sure what to expect but it was loads of fun! The girls were great and really looked after us... Definitely got our money's worth!read more

Chloe Connolly

10:57 09 May 18

Best night out I have had in ages! Great food, fun show, excellent service! There's really something for literally everyone! Whether it's a birthday, hens, bucks you are guaranteed a bloody good time! Definitely be coming back and recommending for the next big event!read more

Adriana Cannizzaro

02:05 04 May 18

My mates and I had the best time here. Where else can you get $10 body shots with a bunch of hotties? The night turned out better than we expected. The girls were really fun and inviting to everyone.. Definitely recommendread more

James B

12:12 01 May 18

I thought the venue was PERFECT. It was exactly what we were looking for to get a buck's weekend started. The entertainment was great, as was the food and the price.read more

Berta Babooshka

04:13 12 Dec 17

Absolute must for everyone. Great night out!!! Good feed and plenty of entertainment!!! Everyone is so friendly and easy to deal with from the booking lady’s to the waitresses all is a great and wonderfull experience. If you have been make it happen!!! Your missing outread more

Sezza Mac

10:14 11 Dec 17

A brilliant night, had by all. We celebrated our sons 20th b'day here in july, with friends and family. Great for all ages and occasions. The schnitzels are amazing! As are the girls and the show. Lots of laughs!read more

jack Allingham

18:07 10 Nov 17

Awesome Night Out! Gorgeous waitresses, great entertainment and a ton of laughs! Highly recommend to anyone to get down and enjoy it. Make sure to see Mel one of the friendly bombshells there!read more

Belle Hunter

23:20 29 Oct 17

Had a great time! Perfect for birthdays! Games with waitresses and 2 great performances on the night. Really everyone had a great time! Ladies were lovely and talkative. Drinks are standard bar prices. Bring plenty on cash notes for the staff.read more

Pinchy

09:11 23 Oct 17

If your looking for an awesome night out with your mates this is definetly the place to be , great atmosphere , awesome food and endless amounts of laughs. Would definetly be coming back :)read more

Morse Codes

00:45 04 Sep 17

My boyfriend and I have never done or when to anything like this before and omg it was perfect for us 100% worth going back there

God Of Rock 1150

00:15 04 Sep 17

Honestly I recommend this to everyone who is looking to have the best time of there life the food is delicious and the staff is kind the barmaids made me feel so comfortable and we're good to chat with, wish I never left because this felt like home 🤘read more

Hayden McQueenie

05:15 26 Jun 17

Always a lot of fun :) the ladies are all stunning and love to make sure that your night is something to remember (y)

Amber Wilson

00:48 22 Jun 17

Absolute amazing night out; no stop laughs and fun games. The staff are brilliant; helping with organising your night, waitress are superbly cheeky making the night very enjoyable, MC and performers delivered a magnificent show with plenty of crowd participation. The staff delivers on ensuring everyone will have an absolute amazing night out. Definitely going again!read more

Matthew East

20:32 20 Jun 17

Heaps of fun. Great show decent food. A great night out for the boys.

Crystallee Durose

00:18 06 Jun 17

amazing place to go out for a girls night & to have fun. the staff is amazing & would highly recommend

Maxii Moss

04:01 30 May 17

is my home away from home! Best theatre restaurant I have been too, and it's an amazing place to throw a bux, hens, 18th or any kind of celebration! 10/10 do recommend!!read more

Frank Bono

07:13 25 May 17

Great night out the terrific schnitzel, the staff are funny very friendly.

Jayden Lofaro

02:05 23 May 17

Incredible night out! I have been before and will be going again. The shows are great and the food is much better than you'd expect for an included meal. The waitresses are what makes the night special. They are all warm and friendly and stunning. If I could rate it 6 stars, I would.read more

Sharon Kearney

05:58 18 May 17

Fantastic night of laughs, music, entertainment, food and drinks. Not to mention how amazing the schnitzels were (the best we've ever had!) Hassle free booking, which is fantastic for a large group and we have already got our next group lined up to return, cause it was simply so much fun. I highly recommend booking your next event there. It was a perfect venue for my husbands surprise 40th birthday and the staff did everything to ensure we were catered for, including the entertainers, who were simply amazing and delivered a well dignified show.read more

angie taylor

04:32 16 Jul 14

Been to a couple of these nights now and honestly its the best fun we have had in ages!!!!! Gorgeous girls great performances and delicious schnitzels. Pretty sure we were having more fun than the boys. I highly recommend this night for birthdays or hens etc. will definitely be back. read more

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