Book Tickets
Which monthly theme appeals? Hover over circles for description, click for more deets & available seats..
Summer Beach Party
Imagine a warm summer night, gorgeous bikini babes bringing you ice cold beer and a delicious golden schnitzel on your plate... Look no further than our sexy Summer Beach Party this January.
Come Fly with Me
Good evening Schnitzel loving passengers. If you look to your left you'll see the lights of the Melbourne CBD. The captain has turned off the seat belt sign and we're cruising at a mile high - welcome to the club!
Book Tickets
This is where you book tickets for the World Famous Schnitzel n Tits. Want to know if Schnitzel n Tits is for you? Our match reports for previous events detail the evening’s shenanigans. See the thrills and spills to expect when you book tickets, in our outrageous Photo Galleries.
Like all Big Boys Club events we strive to make every customers experience memorable.
Schnitzel n Tits is on at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale St and King St every Friday night. We’re one of the top theatre restaurants Melbourne, serving up a feast for the eyes every week! Whether it’s for a special occasion, after work drinks with colleagues, or even a night out catching up with your nearest and dearest, you’re sure to leave with a smile on your face! Still not sure what to choose? Check out our adult birthdays party ideas here.
