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    • Topless bar
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Which monthly theme appeals? Hover over circles for description, click for more deets & available seats..

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Summer Beach Party

Two Fridays Late January

Imagine a warm summer night, gorgeous bikini babes bringing you ice cold beer and a delicious golden schnitzel on your plate... Look no further than our sexy Summer Beach Party this January.
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Come Fly with Me

Every Friday In February

Good evening Schnitzel loving passengers. If you look to your left you'll see the lights of the Melbourne CBD. The captain has turned off the seat belt sign and we're cruising at a mile high - welcome to the club!
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Classics

Every Friday in March
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Sail the High Seas

Every Friday in April
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May the Force Be With You

Fridays In May
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It's Our Birthday

Fridays In June
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Going to The Wild West

Every Friday In July
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Luau - Hawaiian Theme Party

Every Friday in August
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Mega Babes

Every Friday in September
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Oktoberfest

Every Friday in October
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Friday Night Frights - around Halloween

Fridays In November
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Titsmas Parties

Fridays - Late Nov & December

Book Tickets

This is where you book tickets for the World Famous Schnitzel n Tits. Want to know if Schnitzel n Tits is for you? Our match reports for previous events detail the evening’s shenanigans. See the thrills and spills to expect when you book tickets, in our outrageous Photo Galleries.

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Like all Big Boys Club events we strive to make every customers experience memorable.

Schnitzel n Tits is on at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale St and King St every Friday night. We’re one of the top theatre restaurants Melbourne, serving up a feast for the eyes every week! Whether it’s for a special occasion, after work drinks with colleagues, or even a night out catching up with your nearest and dearest, you’re sure to leave with a smile on your face! Still not sure what to choose? Check out our adult birthdays party ideas here.

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    Schnitzel n Tits
    585 Lonsdale St
    Melbourne, VIC 3000
    Australia
    Phone: +61 1800 808 998
    Monday10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    Tuesday10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    Wednesday10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    Thursday10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    Friday10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
    Saturday10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
    Sunday12:00 PM - 9:30 PM
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