Birthday Parties Melbourne

If you’re looking for the best birthday parties Melbourne, you’ve come to the right place! Schnitzel ‘n Tits will throw you a party like no other. We’ve got babelicious barmaids, sexy and talented performers and tasty schnittys for a birthday party chock-a-block full of good times. Don’t try and plan a birthday party from scratch, but a ticket to the most epic Friday night in Melbourne and we’ve got you covered for food, entertainment and more. Whether it’s for your birthday or your mates, a 21st or an 80th, have it at Schnitzel ‘n Tits for a birthday party you’ll never forget! Call 1800 808 998.

The Best Birthday Parties in Melbourne!


Dinner and a show? And then some! We’ve got topless waitresses, burlesque and cheeky striptease performers, games, activities, prizes and more. Get your crew together for your next birthday party and book in for a night of frisky fun at Schnitzel ‘n Tits in Melbourne’s CBD. 

Babes

They’ll provide you with table service and eye-candy all night long!

Performers

We have some of the most talented ladies in the business. They’ll dance, they’ll tease, they’ll take their clothes off! They might even invite you up on stage!

Schnittys

Our schnitzels are the most delicious schnittys in town. They come drizzled in house-made gravy and served alongside chips and salad. Our eggplant variation is pretty darn good too! Any dietaries, let us know!

Games

You can win t-shirts, shots, drinks and more by getting involved in the games and activities put on by our lovely ladies! Get wild!

Tunes

Get your back up off the wall when our DJs start spinning top hits and floor fillers.

We’ve got your whole birthday party covered when you book a night at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. Book online today!

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Check Out What Our Recent Customers Are Saying!


Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens. 

April Elliott Meates

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I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating

Shaun Maher

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Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.

Liz Dellar

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Free Tickets and Discounts for Your Birthday Party

Book a birthday party at Schnitzel ‘n Tits and the birthday boy or girl gets a free ticket! And if you’re organising it for someone else’s birthday, you get a free ticket! Get a crew together to celebrate and they get a sweet discount. So, let’s go, come to one of the best birthday parties in Melbourne! Book online, fill out our form and we’ll email you your discount code.  

Themed Birthday Parties Melbourne


At Schnitzel ‘n Tits, we run a different theme every month. The girls get dressed up according to the theme and the games and performances follow suit. In January it’s a beach party, in February it's an aerial theme, in July it’s the wild west and so on. Check out our monthly themes here to see what theme we’re running on your birthday! The venue will be decked out in decorations; our MC gets into character (and the puns are epic!)The DJ plays suitable tunes and best of all the girls dress up in sultry costumes (the costumes eventually tend to disappear).

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Wild Birthday Parties Melbourne Plus a Show!


We have the hottest and most talented girls in Melbourne! They’ll put on a show for you that’ll have you in awe and talking about it for years to come. We’ve got sexy burlesque performers, jelly wrestlers and more. Our stunners will leave you stunned and have you laughing until your jaw hurts. If you’re lucky, they’ll even get you up on stage for a striptease that will be sure to tickle your fancy.  


Book Your Next Birthday Party With Us!


Go on, give us a call on 1800 808 998 and book your next birthday at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. It’ll be a night to remember for you and your friends. So if it’s your 20th, your 40th or 70th, everyone will have a rockin’ good time at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. Book now!



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