Birthday Dinner Melbourne

Schnitzel ‘n Tits is renowned for hosting the best birthday dinner in Melbourne. Every Friday night at The Colonial Hotel we’ll put on a sexy show for your birthday while you sit back, relax and enjoy the best schnitzels in town. We’ll make sure your birthday dinner Melbourne is one you’ll never forget with our themed parties that get wild and frisky with topless barmaids and burlesque entertainment.

Don’t settle for just any birthday dinner in Melbourne, enjoy dinner and a show that‘s truly something else! Book your birthday dinner at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. Call 1800 808 998

Book Your Next Birthday Dinner Melbourne at Schnitzel ‘n Tits!

Schnitzel ‘n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st in Melbourne’s CBD every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a 21st birthday dinner, 30th birthday dinner or 100th birthday dinner, our dinner and show are sure to tickle your fancy.

Schnitzel ‘n Tits entertainment can be anything from burlesque shows to a cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne. Whatever entertainment we put on, you know it’ll be a rort! 

Great food, cheeky fun, all night drink specials… sound good? Book your birthday dinner Melbourne now!

We’re an iconic Melbourne topless bar and theatre restaurant. Round up your mates for an entertaining Friday night birthday dinner and show with tasty schnitzels! Book online or call 1800 808 998

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A Birthday Dinner in Melbourne to Remember!

We promise this will be the best birthday ever and it’ll be a night you’ll never forget. You’ll be laughing about this night with your mates for years to come! Here’s a taste of what to expect at a birthday dinner at Schnitzel ‘n Tits:

  • Doors open at 7 pm.
  • The first show starts at 8 pm sharp.
  • Three burlesque performances.
  • Babelicious Topless Barmaids give full table service.
  • Delicious schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad is served.
  • Games, crowd participation and more
  • DJs spinning top hits

Free for You on Your Birthday!

The birthday girl or boy is privy to a FREE TICKET when you book a group birthday dinner Melbourne at Schnitzel ‘n Tits. And if you’re organising the birthday dinner for someone else, YOU get a free ticket. The rest of your crew will receive an awesome discount too. So, what are you waiting for? Fill out the form on our website or give us a call to start planning your most excellent birthday dinner Melbourne. Our birthday parties in Melbourne are among the best!

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Your Most Epic Birthday Dinner Melbourne

Enjoy Melbourne’s best dinner and show at Schnitzel ‘n Tits.


We have the hottest girls in Melbourne performing for you every Friday night. Come see the gorgeous Shae, Imogen, Jewel, Frankie and more strut their stuff on stage while enjoying your birthday dinner Melbourne. As well as our talented ladies, we also have Melbourne’s best DJs spinning hot hits and floor fillers so you can get your boogie on.

Tasty Schnitty

It’s in the name, you know we have the best schnitzels in town. We have eggplant available and can cater to other dietary requirements. Don’t hesitate to ask! 

Babelicious Barmaids

Our topless waitresses are what makes Schnitzel ‘n Tits such a fun night. They’re flirty, sexy and lively. They’ll take good care of you and your mates during your birthday dinner Melbourne! 

All you have to do is fill out this form below and one of our team will email you back everything you need to put together a Fantastic Birthday Party for all your mates...
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