Schnitzel 'n Tits is Melbourne’s most iconic entertainment venue. When you’re looking for adult birthday party ideas in Melbourne, you can’t go past an epic Friday night out at The Colonial Hotel. Surprise your mate or your lover on their birthday or book your own birthday for a night to remember at Schnitzel 'n Tits where entertainment is cheeky and the breasts are crumbed and drizzled with delicious gravy. We guarantee you and your friends will be laughing all night long and will leave with a smile. We run a different theme every month, so check out our calendar to see what’s on at Schnitzel 'n Tits for your next event. Our babelicious barmaids will provide your birthday group with exceptional table service and a little eye candy while our talented performers take to the stage to entertain, play games and interact with the crowd!
So what’s the cost and what’s included in the night?
If it’s your birthday, you get a free ticket.
- The rest of the group get a $10 discount per head.
The night follows a fun theme and the themes change each month.
Your dinner: a chicken schnitzel, chips, and side salad (gravy optional) or eggplant schnitzel for vegetarians (can cater for all dietary requirements).
Full table service from our Babelicious Barmaids.
- Burlesque/Striptease performances.
Stage games with members of the audience that result in the barmaid clothes coming off.
An MC for the night that interacts with the audience and gets everyone excited for various events throughout the night.
A DJ spinning latest hits and floor fillersBurlesque/Striptease performances.
Fun and Frisky Adult Birthday Party Ideas Melbourne
Do you feel that birthdays are becoming the same year in year out? Do you always go for dinner and drinks and that’s where it stops? Looking for new adult birthday party ideas Melbourne?
Schnitzel ‘n Tits can provide you and your friends with one of the best adult birthday party ideas going around. You don’t just get dinner and drinks, but you also get an action-packed night of cheeky entertainment and hilarious party games for adults, and that’s only the beginning!
Whether it’s your birthday or one of your best mates or a lover, we’ll make it a night to remember for many years to come. We have several different options to suit your needs and budget to make sure you and your mates get the birthday party they desperately want! When you’re stuck for adult birthday party ideas Melbourne, contact us at Schnitzel ‘n Tits! Call 1800 808 998 or send us a message via our website.
Now, let’s break the night down and go into our adult birthday party ideas a little more!
Yes, it’s your birthday! Why should you have to pay? Or if you’re organising this epic birthday for a friend, we’ll let you take the credit and say you paid for it, so you look like the best bloody mate for treating the birthday boy or girl.
Discount for the group!
Tell your mates to call you the negotiator from now on as you’ve just saved them $10 each on tickets.
Different themes each month!
Yep, we have a different theme each month. So if it’s your mate’s birthday the following month, you can come back again knowing that the night would have changed. Find an excuse to rock in and party every month; birthday party ideas Melbourne never stop!
The best birthday party food ideas for adults are usually crumbed, juicy and made of chicken. Yes we have the best breasts in Melbourne (pun intended 😉 )
They’re fun, flirty and will make sure you’re fully hydrated throughout the night. Not only will they go to the bar for you, but they’ll also make sure you and your group are well looked after. Be sure to purchase some body shots for your guest of honour – a super popular and famous pastime at Schnitzel 'n Tits!
Popular when you were a kid and still popular now, our birthday party games for adults are nostalgic and thoroughly entertaining. Naturally, all our adult birthday party games have a cheeky Schnitzel 'n Tits twist to them. By getting the audience members up on stage, they compete against other guests in the room using skill, stamina and shamelessness. Our barmaids are on hand to help or distract you from your task, which ends up with our barmaids slowly revealing to become topless.
Our Master of Ceremonies
The MC ensures the lols continue as they keep you up to date with the nights’ proceedings and formalities. Be sure to point out anyone on your table to get them up and about and involved in the show!
Very friendly and quick to serve. Everyone was made to feel comfortable and welcome. Perfect night for a birthday or bucks/Hens.
April Elliott Meates
I've been twice for birthdays and both nights have been absolutely fabulous and amazing the girls are very friendly and accommodating
Absolutely loved it and the guys loved it more, great food great tits n awesome show definitely recommend to anyone to check it out.
Here are 3 adult birthday party ideas that will go off with an absolute bang!
1. Friday night birthday party ideas for adults at Schnitzel 'n Tits
Our regular Friday night theatre restaurant is probably the most popular and most talked-about adult birthday event in Melbourne. Suitable for both guys and girls, it’s a fun friendly and cheeky atmosphere that will have you talking about it for years to come.
2. Any night of the week private birthday party ideas for adults
Our private events always go off with a bang and are ideal for groups that want more of an intimate VIP experience to celebrate with your mates and lovers. With transport, beer and entertainment included in the package, this package is all-inclusive, so all you need to do is turn up on the night and enjoy the party. Call us to find out more 1800 808 998
3. Saturday night birthday party ideas for adults at Burgers ‘n Babes
If it’s a Saturday night and it’s boys night, then Burgers ‘n Babes is the way to go. The entertainment on a Saturday night with us isn’t for the faint-hearted. On a Saturday, testosterone sweeps the room and the blokes rial each other up for rioting good-time. Our BnB MC is a man's man, with plenty of jokes best kept to ourselves on the night. What happens at Burgers ‘n Babes, stays at Burgers ‘n Babes . The perfect idea for a bucks party or your mate's 30th or 40th birthday!