The Kahuna Daddies were exiled from Tiki Island by their musical nemesis, rapper Coconut Ice. Set adrift on the sea they were ‘rescued’ by a ghost ship – a sex cruise liner crewed by zombie perverts. The price of the … Continue reading
Like many of us in the Big Boys Club DJ Malpractice was raised in Melbourne on a strict diet of old soul, 80s pop, rock, hip-hop and Michael Jackson. He could moonwalk before he could crawl. Malpractice has over 10 years … Continue reading
ALL THE ATTENTION YOU NEED Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your mates or your partner. Sit back and relax while they provide … Continue reading
THE BEST BREASTS IN TOWN We’re well-known for our babelicious babes, but that’s not all. For dinner, you get a delicious chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, fresh garden salad and your choice of sauce to help you … Continue reading
MELBOURNE’S BEST FRIDAY NIGHT OUT Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a crew, a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of frisky fun. We’re an iconic topless bar Melbourne, with … Continue reading
Want to have your own exclusive Schnitz n Tits, in a venue reserved for just you & your mates for a full three hours?!
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Got loads of mates? Consider yourself the ringleader? Having a birthday? Bucks Party? Hens Night? or just a boys night out? Continue reading
Huw Joseph is a Melbourne based singer-songwriter who has built a reputation as a very talented, quirky and unpredictable performer. Huw has played over 150 shows in his short 3 year career, including tours throughout the UK, Amsterdam and, most … Continue reading
Hmmm… So many flavours of music, so lil’ time. The best way to sum up lil’ rossco’s style is to say – “Expect the unexpected! But not really……”. Think a teaspoon of Hip Hop with a drizzle of Funk vs. … Continue reading
Sunny Albeau, aka The Shamanator, is ol’ skool keyboardist, DJ and band leader of future-funk act RANDOM AXE OF GRINDNESS. Based in Melbourne, Australia, Albeau has performed a blend of improvised beats, rare grooves and electro funk at festivals and … Continue reading
