The Private Function & Best Bits of Schnitzel n Tits Have your own exclusive Schnitz n Tits, in a venue reserved for just you & your friends for a full three hours! Package includes: A popular option for those that … Continue reading
The naughty, beautiful and captivating Imogen is well loved at Schnitzel and Tits! Seeing her perform is an experience you and your mates will never forget. Continue reading
Miss Nude Victoria 2016 and gorgeous Schnitzel and Tits performer Shae De Lain, has an array of stunning assets that will leave you mesmerised. Continue reading
Miss Erotic International 2016 and resident performer at Schnitzel and Tits, Jewel Stone packs a performance like nothing you’ve seen before. Continue reading
The mischievous Miss Nude Australia 2016 treats striptease as a calling. Schnitzel N Tits has never hosted a performer with such a repertoire. Continue reading
The Kahuna Daddies were exiled from Tiki Island by their musical nemesis, rapper Coconut Ice. Set adrift on the sea they were ‘rescued’ by a ghost ship – a sex cruise liner crewed by zombie perverts. The price of the … Continue reading
Like many of us in the Big Boys Club DJ Malpractice was raised in Melbourne on a strict diet of old soul, 80s pop, rock, hip-hop and Michael Jackson. He could moonwalk before he could crawl. Malpractice has over 10 years … Continue reading
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ALL THE ATTENTION YOU NEED Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your table.
THE BEST BREASTS IN TOWN Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for the night ahead.
