Topless Waitresses Melbourne

The girls who put the Tits in Schnitzel n Tits! We chat to our smoking hot topless barmaid babes and show them in Friday night action Continue reading

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The naughty, beautiful and captivating Imogen is well loved at Schnitzel and Tits! Seeing her perform is an experience you and your mates will never forget. Continue reading

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Shae De Lain

Miss Nude Victoria 2016 and gorgeous Schnitzel and Tits performer Shae De Lain, has an array of stunning assets that will leave you mesmerised. Continue reading

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Jewel Stone

Miss Erotic International 2016 and resident performer at Schnitzel and Tits, Jewel Stone packs a performance like nothing you’ve seen before. Continue reading

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Frankie J Blaze

The mischievous Miss Nude Australia 2016 treats striptease as a calling. Schnitzel N Tits has never hosted a performer with such a repertoire. Continue reading

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The Kahuna Daddies

The Kahuna Daddies were exiled from Tiki Island by their musical nemesis, rapper Coconut Ice. Set adrift on the sea they were ‘rescued’ by a ghost ship – a sex cruise liner crewed by zombie perverts. The price of the … Continue reading

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DJ Malpractice

Like many of us in the Big Boys Club DJ Malpractice was raised in Melbourne on a strict diet of old soul, 80s pop, rock, hip-hop and Michael Jackson. He could moonwalk before he could crawl. Malpractice has over 10 years … Continue reading

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ALL THE ATTENTION YOU NEED Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your mates or your partner. Sit back and relax while they provide … Continue reading

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THE BEST BREASTS IN TOWN We’re well-known for our babelicious babes, but that’s not all. For dinner, you get a delicious chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, fresh garden salad and your choice of sauce to help you … Continue reading



MELBOURNE’S BEST FRIDAY NIGHT OUT Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a crew, a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of frisky fun. We’re an iconic topless bar Melbourne, with … Continue reading