Schnitzel Match Report – Finals Fever

Delicious! Yes, the best way to describe our “Finals Fever – Schnitz N Tits” is by quoting one of the voices of football, Bruce McAvaney. What a great way to kick-start the AFL footy finals! Club songs played as punters entered Red Bennies, which automatically had, people singing along. For the first time ever, the amazing Lara Lee performed and had the crowd roaring with pleasure. What a sexy performance she gave. After the reaction of everyone in attendance, it defiantly won’t be the last time we see her. She was kicking goals with everything she did on stage.

Did someone say, “Finger painting babelicious barmaids”? Because that’s what happened! Two very lucky guys got pulled up on stage and got to paint two of our very lovely ladies in their favorite team colours. Unfortunately, one of them was a Collingwood supporter…..

The magnificent Montana was welcomed back to Schnitz N Tits. Like the goddess she is, she showed everyone in attendance why she was named Miss Nude Australia 2011! Oooja Manooj! The “The True Or False Quiz Bonanza” was back again, with a footy flavour naturally. Plenty of questions about Warwick Capper, Mark “Jacko” Jackson and of coarse, Brendan Fevola. When there were only a couple of contestants left, a target was brought out and a good old handball contest took place. Funnily enough, two of the last contestants were in fact, Melbourne Rebels players. Watching these guys try and handball was entertaining for everyone. Don’t worry you Rebels supporters out there; I’m pretty certain they won’t be switching codes any time soon!

To round up the night, MC Frank had one thing to say, “Let’s get ready to rumble!”. Jelly Wrestling was back again with another five, hardcore rounds! It went off!!!
What a great way to kick off the footy finals!
The next big event is “Schnitz N Tits – Grand Final Day”, where the game will be on the big screen whilst babelicious barmaids serve you drinks and of coarse a saucy performance at half time! Be sure to book your tickets so you don’t miss out!