You have just found Melbourne's finest topless waitress restaurant. Schnitzel n Tits is a night jam packed full of entertainment. Topless waitresses, beer, dinner and cheeky shows.. We've got it all!
Pricing for our Topless Waitress Restaurant.
- Exciting, Sexy themes every Month.
- $64 Per Person (inc dinner & show)
- $54 ($10 discount for Bucks Party Bookings)
- FREE TICKET if you're a buck or birthday boy with every Party
or call: 1800 808 998
The Best Breasts in Town!
- Chicken Schnitzel Crumbed with Herbs and served with Chips and Salad.
- Our Vegetarian Schnitzel is an Eggplant sliced and crumbed. Delicious.
- We can cater for all dietary Requirements too!
Topless Waitresses
Starting off in a skimpy outfit, our waitresses through interactions with your the crowd will soon reveal to become topless. They're fun, they're wild and they'll make sure the buck and the rest of the party have an awesome night. That's why we are the best Topless Waitress Restaurant in Melbourne!
Showgirls
Halt any other ideas, as we've got Melbourne's best showgirls performing elaborate feature acts; on stage and amongst the crowd. Get your mate included in the show and you and the group will be in stitches throughout the night.
Get your mate up on stage!
Win, free drinks, bodyshots from the girls, lap dances and other great prizes in Table comps and stage games, pitting the VIP's off against each other and the girls in tests of skill stamina and shamelessness!
Discount Group Bookings…
This isn't just your average Topless Waitress Restaurant. We'll make it a night to remember. Also your group will receive a $10 discount and if it's your birthday or you're a buck you get a free ticket.
What our customers are saying...
We had our first experience for my partners birthday. Wow what a night.From the friendly and funny MC to the awesome DJ.The waitresses and the entertainers were awesome and very friendly.The games played were funny and awesome prizes you for grabs.Food was awesome, very fresh and tasty.Would highly recommend this to everyone as we plan on going back again for future occasions. Plus all of our friends are planning on going back also. Well worth every cent very entertaining and comfortable environment.read more
Sarah M
10:55 22 Apr 21
Was hesitant about going to this show and worried it would be like a tacky strippers. Couldn’t be far from the truth. Girls were great, show was fantastic and there was not a single bad behaved male (or female)in the room. Had a absolute blast and highly recommend. Very tastefulread more
Wendy Tomlinson
03:03 21 Apr 21
I organised my best friends bucks party at this venue for Friday 9th April. It was GREAT. As a female planning a bucks (having never been to one), Alana was SO helpful and replied to all my emails and calls.The waitresses were super friendly and the MC was hilarious.Highly recommend if you’re up for a very fun night!Thanks so much guys.read more
Emma Fischer
12:34 13 Apr 21
Great venue to have a fun birthday night. Love the show and the Chicken Schnitzel portion are HUGE! Love it.read more
Ken Leo
08:21 06 Apr 21
Always a great night out, Great staff, The girls are great fun
Ryan Tregea
01:13 24 Mar 21
One of the best and funniest nights out with the boys! If you want a good night out with the boys, this is the place to do it! Great staff from the girls, waitresses, hosts and even the security guards are laid back. Amazing spot for birthdays, bucks and Christmas parties 💯read more
Alex Tofa
23:36 28 Jan 20
Went for a Christmas Party with some mates and we all had an absolute ball. The topless waitresses were great fun and ensured that we were never thirsty. Highly recommended for a night out of harmless fun with friends. When you go, make sure you have a body shot or 2!!read more
Nathan Gay
08:57 07 Jan 20
Went there as an end point to our work Xmas party and did not disappoint! Two things they really do well here and it’s all in the title. The topless waitresses were friendly and fun and were happily delivering beers, shots and a bit of a cheeky show. Now I was satisfied there but to top it off the schnitzel I had was one of the best I’ve had since my discovery of crumbed chicken pub schnitties in 2014. Highly recommend for any staff party or lads night out. 10/10read more
Christopher Roest
04:17 07 Jan 20
Our crew had a fantastic night. Great food, great atmosphere and music with excellent staff.Big thank you to all the drop dead gorgeous ladies and super outstanding MC🙏🏾👍🏾💯read more
Andrew Hlongwane
03:15 19 Dec 19
WOW! What a sensational night with mate's for a Buckshow. If you're looking for a great feed and fun adult entertainment look no further! Lovely friendly young ladies that go out of there way to make sure you have a fantastic night. Definitely worth a look I'll definitely be back. 😙👍😎read more
Terry Bennier
11:00 05 Dec 19
It was my first time here and I liked it so much I will be deffenetly coming back.The girls and food where fantastic and the girls never looked you down. The manager should be very proud of all the staff. I would give them 6 stars if I could.read more
Sam Bulli
11:55 29 Nov 19
I came here for my hens with a group of my pole dancer friends and we had the best time! The waitresses and hosts were really accommodating and we all felt really included with the interactive entertainment. It was a great night - thanks so much for making it an evening to remember!read more
Brittany Pullen
02:24 21 Oct 19
What can one say about this bar but “A place that knows how to show its guests a great time!"Very entertaining, great food that caters to vegetarians also, sexy/beautiful & friendly barmaids! & terrific performers!Whatever the occasion; Bucks night, Birthday or Stag party or just a good night out with friends this place will not disappoint! Enjoyed dinner & the shows there already on 5 seperate occasions and they always have me coming back!Certainly is becoming a regular event on my calendar!But to be honest it’s all in the name, and if you like those things you’re set for an awesome night!!read more
Jules Szigeti
07:47 18 Oct 19
Night was fantastic. I had been here before, but had even more fun than the last time I visited you guys.The 3 waitresses working at the time were all fantastic and had very friendly attitudes, which I really appreciated, even more than how stunning they all were.I should also add that the hostess lady (forget her name) was hilarious and very entertaining.Please keep them all on!read more
Steven Collins
15:32 13 Aug 19
This place is amazing, really great fun and surprisingly good food. Do yourself a favour and prioritise this over a strip club. My fiancè and I will be back!read more
Cooper Mcdonald
13:29 31 May 19
Freindly ladies. Great show. Highly recommended to anyone who wants to have a great night out. Cant wait to go againread more
April Shembri
22:31 19 May 19
Probably the most fun you can have at a venue that used to be rats. The food was good and the waitresses were fun, down to earth and up for a laugh. Would recommend.read more
Charlie Smith
01:05 15 May 19
Team Petronas always enjoy an entertaining evening at this fine establishment.
Nick Alderson
14:17 02 Apr 19
Always fun. Great food. Good show and really nice waitresses. Every time we go we meet some awesome new peoole.read more
Tim Evans
07:05 12 Mar 19
Went with a friend and loved the party atmosphere of the evening! Food was very tasty, waitress's lovely, games were good fun and the performers were extremely entertaining!!read more
Tom Ellis
22:13 01 Feb 19
Literally the best possible night out! Organised a birthday with them for one of my girlfriends and would 10/10 go back - we even got a free ticket for the birthday girl! There's something for everyone, and you even get a chance to get in on the action if you're game.read more
Elise
04:13 01 Nov 18
Had a great night. Food was fantastic. 10/10..
Tamim Niazl
01:28 24 Oct 18
Terrific night! 10/10 would recommend for anyone organising a Bucks Party in Melbourne.read more
jacson robinson
02:26 10 Oct 18
Took a group of us for a mates birthday and highly recommend going here to anyome thinking of going you will not be disappointed. Girls are easy to talk to and obviously easy on the eyes. Food was great we will be going back.read more
Jake Moxham
11:50 27 Sep 18
Went with a couple of friends and wasn't sure what to expect but it was loads of fun! The girls were great and really looked after us... Definitely got our money's worth!read more
Remy C
11:02 09 May 18
Best night out I have had in ages! Great food, fun show, excellent service! There's really something for literally everyone! Whether it's a birthday, hens, bucks you are guaranteed a bloody good time! Definitely be coming back and recommending for the next big event!read more
Chloe Connolly
10:57 09 May 18
My mates and I had the best time here. Where else can you get $10 body shots with a bunch of hotties? The night turned out better than we expected.The girls were really fun and inviting to everyone.. Definitely recommendread more
Adriana Cannizzaro
02:05 04 May 18
I thought the venue was PERFECT. It was exactly what we were looking for to get a buck's weekend started. The entertainment was great, as was the food and the price.read more
James B
12:12 01 May 18
Absolute must for everyone. Great night out!!! Good feed and plenty of entertainment!!! Everyone is so friendly and easy to deal with from the booking lady’s to the waitresses all is a great and wonderfull experience. If you have been make it happen!!! Your missing outread more
Berta Babooshka
04:13 12 Dec 17
A brilliant night, had by all. We celebrated our sons 20th b'day here in july, with friends and family. Great for all ages and occasions. The schnitzels are amazing! As are the girls and the show. Lots of laughs!read more
Sezza Mac
10:14 11 Dec 17
Awesome Night Out! Gorgeous waitresses, great entertainment and a ton of laughs!Highly recommend to anyone to get down and enjoy it. Make sure to see Mel one of the friendly bombshells there!read more
jack Allingham
18:07 10 Nov 17
Had a great time! Perfect for birthdays! Games with waitresses and 2 great performances on the night. Really everyone had a great time! Ladies were lovely and talkative. Drinks are standard bar prices. Bring plenty on cash notes for the staff.read more
Belle Hunter
23:20 29 Oct 17
If your looking for an awesome night out with your mates this is definetly the place to be , great atmosphere , awesome food and endless amounts of laughs. Would definetly be coming back 🙂read more
Pinchy
09:11 23 Oct 17
My boyfriend and I have never done or when to anything like this before and omg it was perfect for us 100% worth going back thereread more
Morse Codes
00:45 04 Sep 17
Honestly I recommend this to everyone who is looking to have the best time of there life the food is delicious and the staff is kind the barmaids made me feel so comfortable and we're good to chat with, wish I never left because this felt like home ????read more
God Of Rock 1150
00:15 04 Sep 17
Always a lot of fun 🙂 the ladies are all stunning and love to make sure that your night is something to remember (y)read more
Hayden McQueenie
05:15 26 Jun 17
Absolute amazing night out; no stop laughs and fun games. The staff are brilliant; helping with organising your night, waitress are superbly cheeky making the night very enjoyable, MC and performers delivered a magnificent show with plenty of crowd participation. The staff delivers on ensuring everyone will have an absolute amazing night out. Definitely going again!read more
Amber Wilson
00:48 22 Jun 17
Heaps of fun. Great show decent food. A great night out for the boys.
Matthew East
20:32 20 Jun 17
amazing place to go out for a girls night & to have fun. the staff is amazing & would highly recommendread more
Crystallee Durose
00:18 06 Jun 17
is my home away from home! Best theatre restaurant I have been too, and it's an amazing place to throw a bux, hens, 18th or any kind of celebration! 10/10 do recommend!!read more
Maxii Moss
04:01 30 May 17
Great night out the terrific schnitzel, the staff are funny very friendly.
Frank Bono
07:13 25 May 17
Incredible night out!I have been before and will be going again. The shows are great and the food is much better than you'd expect for an included meal.The waitresses are what makes the night special. They are all warm and friendly and stunning.If I could rate it 6 stars, I would.read more
Jayden Lofaro
02:05 23 May 17
Fantastic night of laughs, music, entertainment, food and drinks. Not to mention how amazing the schnitzels were (the best we've ever had!) Hassle free booking, which is fantastic for a large group and we have already got our next group lined up to return, cause it was simply so much fun. I highly recommend booking your next event there. It was a perfect venue for my husbands surprise 40th birthday and the staff did everything to ensure we were catered for, including the entertainers, who were simply amazing and delivered a well dignified show.read more
Sharon Kearney
05:58 18 May 17
Been to a couple of these nights now and honestly its the best fun we have had in ages!!!!! Gorgeous girls great performances and delicious schnitzels. Pretty sure we were having more fun than the boys. I highly recommend this night for birthdays or hens etc. will definitely be back. read more
angie taylor
04:32 16 Jul 14
We decided to have a girls night out at Schnitz n tits. Even tho it appeared to be a bucks party type of venue it did also have birthdays and other groups in attendance. It was a wild show and we spent most of the night laughing.Its was an excellent night out, thoroughly enjoyed by all. I had an eggplant schnitzel and it was delicious.read more
Jessica Friend
05:15 01 Jul 14
How to a Book a Night with us...
- Fill out form below with Date and the VIP's Name.
- Receive an email from us with your discount link
- Send the link to your mates
- Start to buy your tickets then call us for the VIP's Freebie.
or call: 1800 808 998
All you have to do is fill out this form below and one of our team will email you back all the details to book you in to Melbourne's best Topless Waitress Restaurant...