You have just found Melbourne's finest topless waitress restaurant. Schnitzel n Tits is a night jam packed full of entertainment. Topless waitresses, beer, dinner and cheeky shows.. We've got it all!
Pricing for our Topless Waitress Restaurant.
- Exciting, Sexy themes every Month.
- $54 Per Person (inc dinner & show)
- $44 ($10 discount for Bucks Party Bookings)
- FREE TICKET if you're a buck or birthday boy with every Party
or call: 1800 808 998
The Best Breasts in Town!
- Chicken Schnitzel Crumbed with Herbs and served with Chips and Salad.
- Our Vegetarian Schnitzel is an Eggplant sliced and crumbed. Delicious.
- We can cater for all dietary Requirements too!
Starting off in a skimpy outfit, our waitresses through interactions with your the crowd will soon reveal to become topless. They're fun, they're wild and they'll make sure the buck and the rest of the party have an awesome night. That's why we are the best Topless Waitress Restaurant in Melbourne!
Halt any other ideas, as we've got Melbourne's best showgirls performing elaborate feature acts; on stage and amongst the crowd. Get your mate included in the show and you and the group will be in stitches throughout the night.
Get your mate up on stage!
Win, free drinks, bodyshots from the girls, lap dances and other great prizes in Table comps and stage games, pitting the VIP's off against each other and the girls in tests of skill stamina and shamelessness!
Discount Group Bookings…
This isn't just your average Topless Waitress Restaurant. We'll make it a night to remember. Also your group will receive a $10 discount and if it's your birthday or you're a buck you get a free ticket.
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How to a Book a Night with us...
- Fill out form below with Date and the VIP's Name.
- Receive an email from us with your discount link
- Send the link to your mates
- Start to buy your tickets then call us for the VIP's Freebie.