Three massive years and one MASSIVE party!

Three massive years and one MASSIVE party! ‘Schnitz n Tits’ 3rd Birthday party was one to remember! A truly awesome night! The night started off with the unveiling of a giant birthday cake. As Frank the MC introduced the night, he was suddenly interrupted by an amazing sight! The very sensual, yet amazingly sexy Vicky, climbing out of the cake. The way her legs and body moved, coming out of the cake, had everyone in attendance drooling over the cake and it’s “ingredients”. Splendid. Vicky’s performance followed this and as per usual, her areal hoop act, high above the audience, left everyone in awe.
Cup cakes for everyone, was on the agenda and the wonderful staff at Red Bennies brought out a cup cake, with a birthday candle for everyone to enjoy! The beginning, of a true birthday celebration. Naturally the babelicious barmaids were on hand to help BLOW out the candles…..
Three years is a massive achievement and with a massive achievement comes a massive quiz! Everyone was yelling and screaming in excitement as Frank asked the “suspect” questions, based on the last three years of world events and naturally, ‘Schnitz N Tits’ events.
Happy Birthday Mr. President! WOW! Marilyn Monroe, aka Kelly, came out and gave one hell of a smoking hot performance that would have had everyone wanting to leave their wives and partners, to be with this sexy vixen! WOW! Happy Birthday indeed!
‘Schnitz N Tits’ is famous for many reasons but one of the main reasons is, JELLY WRESTLING! What a fantastic way to end a fantastic event! There were five hardcore rounds of some of the most intense Jelly Wrestling anyone had ever seen. Jelly was flying, the crowd was cheering, girls were sliding and guess what, there were a number of “nip slips”! Oooja Manooje! What a MASSIVE way to end a Massive celebration of one of Melbourne’s truly iconic events!
Speaking of iconic Melbourne events, the AFL footy finals are fast approaching and ‘Schnitz N Tits’ is once again celebrating this, on the 5th of September with our ‘Footy Finals Fever’ event. Make sure you book your tickets to help us celebrate the festivtitties….