Scnhitzel Match Report – March 2012

TEARS WERE SHED AND SOBS WERE HEARD AS WE SAID A FOND FAREWELL TO OUR HOUSE OF BURLESQUE, MISS LIBERTINES.

Miss Libs has been Schnitzel ‘n’ Tits playground for the past 18months. She is now about to undergo a massive facelift and expose herself to a new crowd of fancy patrons.
So Schnitzel N Tits decided to give her one hell of a send off!!
We packed her so full of keen and excited audience members, you could barely swing a tassel.
People from all over! All the regulars were back to see their favourite acts. Virgins graced us for the 1st time with their innocence that was soon lost. People celebrating birthdays, farewells, welcomes… ahhhhhhh… it was a moshpit of happiness.

Armed with a pack of sweet treats, audience members were invited to taste these delectable morsels from parts of Montana’s body. Poor Soss went into a diabetic fit!
OUR NEXT PERFORMER, MISHKA RIPPED THROUGH THE AUDIENCE WITH HER KAMIKAZE STYLE OF DANCE.

With a firm grip on her whip, Mishka beat and pounded, bruised and battered, kissed and licked our unsuspecting onlookers. They all had a huge smile on their face after the assault… (Tells you a little something about our audience.) I think Chrissie Amphlett got it right…There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain.

Our big finale, of course, JELLY WRESTLING!!!!!
OUR CONTESTANTS BREE AND BELLE SHOCKED AND EXCITED THE CROWD WITH THEIR GRACEFUL MOVES IN THE JELLY POOL.

Two lucky raffle winners got to be the towel crew and keep the spirits up within our young fighters.

Arms, legs and Jelly were everywhere. The crowd roared as the girls slipped and slid over each other. Tops came off, exuberant faces beamed; a blow of the whistle reveals a draw.

The Schnitzel N Tits crowd are the winners tonight. They got to experience an incredible night of entertainment.

With the closure of Miss Libertines, Schnitzel ‘n Tits will be taking a small break but will return later in the year, so keep your eyes and ears open for the word that Schnitzel’n Tits is back!!!