Schnitzel Match Report – November 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SCHNITZEL; N TITS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SCHNITZEL N TITS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCHNITZEL N TITS WE LOVE TITS… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SCHNITZEL N TITS! YES! SCHNITZEL ’N’ TITS HAS TURNED ONE THIS MONTH. SO WE HAD TO GO OUT WITH A BANG!!!

A huge show was put together for a humongous audience. The atmosphere was party! The social conscience was, ‘Get your drink on’ and the chants of encouragement were,‘Show us year Tits!’

Our full-breasted Babelicious Barmaids were in top form giving the audience lubrication to quench their thirst and assisting in the optic perv with random acts of clothes removal. A few ‘Booby shots’ got some crowd members nipple dazzled and in the mood for our first Burlesque performer of the night.

Little Miss Ruby Q took to the stage like a duck on heat… (Is that the saying?). She performed her act with the gusto that we’ve come to expect from this international dance star. The room gets so hot with her seductive moves that it all has to end with a nice refreshing ale… poured over her raven hair and glistening down her chest and stomach. The crowd whoops and hollers! There’s nothing like a woman who smells of beer!

Miss Honeypott got us all in the cheer of Birthdays. She was a cake, who baked a cake, took her clothes off, and was ready with a can of whip cream on an unsuspecting audience member. It was Brilliant!! I think the sugar rush sent everyone into a diabetic fit.

Lil’ Roscoe vibed us with his catchy tunes & unique style of mixing & mashing our favourite songs together.

Sunny Alboe, this month, only a two-member band, kept the entertainment flowing through the schnitzel scoffing session. Making the mastication so incredibly pleasurable.

Our Hostie, Miss Juliette, released a couple of alter egos. Budgette, the flight attendant and Amy Housewine, the dishevelled, drugged out diva.

Rose Mantic made a much sort after return to perform her sexed up Mary Poppins hit, ‘Favourite Things’. (A song that makes even the big blokes blush.)
OF COURSE, WHAT’S A BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT PARTY GAMES?

‘Twister with a Stripper’ proved to be an act of defying feats. Two lucky raffle winners got to play the game and prove their focus and agility. And the all time Party favourite… ‘Pin the Pasties on the babelicious Barmaid’. Surprisingly, the participants were really good at this one! Maybe because they took their time.

Our final Burlesque performer was the Amazing Kelly. She raised the room temperature with her sweltering sun beach act. People love watching gorgeous women lazing on the sand, rubbing lotion into their golden skin. Kelly slipped through the crowd in her bikini-clad body. Tormenting the audience, as she would give them a glimpse of something they shall never have…or could they? Hence the tease.

The night was wrapped. The partygoers moved on. The cleaners came in.

A year of Schnitzel n’Tits. We look forward to another year of Babes, Burlesque and Boobs. See You at Christmas!!!!