Schnitzel Match Report – Big Top Of Fun May 2011

WITH WINTER TAPPING ITS FROSTY FINGERTIPS, IT’S NICE TO GO INTO MISS LIBERTINES AND BE GREETED WITH A WARM SMILE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR MOOD, A DELICIOUS SCHNITZEL TO WARM YOUR SOUL AND SOME HOT CHICKS TO HEAT THE LOINS.

If you haven’t had a night out at Schnitz’n Tits… What are you waiting for?! The room is filling up quick and if you want a piece of this action you’re going to have to book!

Tuesdays fare was a huge night out! Miss Libertines was busting at the seams. The babelicious barmaids had the crowd in merry spirits… and $14 jugs… and $5 shots. Phew! These punters can drink! And on a school night…

An outstanding performance by Lolita brought the house down right from the word go. Her amazing feats and sexy body left everyone aghast. The quickest chick on a hula hoop you’ve ever seen. With legs that seem not to be attached to her body, she’d throw those pins over herself and a few unsuspecting audience members.

Miss Georgie was our mysterious woman in black. Portraying every mans dark little secret. No table was safe with this one on the loose. Like a stalking black cat Miss Georgie weaved herself in and out of a mesmerised audience.

For a taste of something different, the Hectic Bros. were thrown into the mix. Over 20yrs experience in clowning and slapstick, these guys entertained by juggling, unicycle riding and their own form of stripping. They roamed through the crowd keeping the laughs up and flirting with all the ladies. (I’ve never seen so many balloon animals in a premise.)

The big finale was a rootin’ tootin’ cowgirl. Guns a blazin’ and a g string amazin’! This was a high spirited way to end the show. To “go out with a bang”, you might say. Skarparlava never disappoints and you can see why this performer is a favourite at Schnitz N Tits.

So, like I said, if you haven’t been down to Schnitz n’ Tits… What’s wrong with you?! You’re missing out on all this action! Book those tickets before it’s too late! We can’t wait to see you there!