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Schnitzel n Tits
585 Lonsdale St
Melbourne, VIC 3000
Australia
Phone: +61 1800 808 998

Monday 10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Tuesday 10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Wednesday 10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Thursday 10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Friday 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Saturday 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Sunday 12:00 PM - 9:30 PM
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4.7

Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
4.7

angie taylor
04:32 16 Jul 14
Been to a couple of these nights now and honestly its the best fun we have had in ages!!!!! Gorgeous girls great performances and delicious schnitzels. Pretty sure we were having more fun than the boys. I highly recommend this night for birthdays or hens etc. will definitely be back. read more

Sharon Kearney
05:58 18 May 17
Fantastic night of laughs, music, entertainment, food and drinks. Not to mention how amazing the schnitzels were (the best we've ever had!) Hassle free booking, which is fantastic for a large group and we have already got our next group lined up to return, cause it was simply so much fun. I highly recommend booking your next event there. It was a perfect venue for my husbands surprise 40th birthday and the staff did everything to ensure we were catered for, including the entertainers, who were simply amazing and delivered a well dignified show.read more

Jayden Lofaro
02:05 23 May 17
Incredible night out! I have been before and will be going again. The shows are great and the food is much better than you'd expect for an included meal. The waitresses are what makes the night special. They are all warm and friendly and stunning. If I could rate it 6 stars, I would.read more

Frank Bono
07:13 25 May 17
Great night out the terrific schnitzel, the staff are funny very friendly.

Maxii Moss
04:01 30 May 17
is my home away from home! Best theatre restaurant I have been too, and it's an amazing place to throw a bux, hens, 18th or any kind of celebration! 10/10 do recommend!!read more

Crystallee Durose
00:18 06 Jun 17
amazing place to go out for a girls night & to have fun. the staff is amazing & would highly recommend

Matthew East
20:32 20 Jun 17
Heaps of fun. Great show decent food. A great night out for the boys.

Amber Wilson
00:48 22 Jun 17
Absolute amazing night out; no stop laughs and fun games. The staff are brilliant; helping with organising your night, waitress are superbly cheeky making the night very enjoyable, MC and performers delivered a magnificent show with plenty of crowd participation. The staff delivers on ensuring everyone will have an absolute amazing night out. Definitely going again!read more

Hayden McQueenie
05:15 26 Jun 17
Always a lot of fun :) the ladies are all stunning and love to make sure that your night is something to remember (y)

God Of Rock 1150
00:15 04 Sep 17
Honestly I recommend this to everyone who is looking to have the best time of there life the food is delicious and the staff is kind the barmaids made me feel so comfortable and we're good to chat with, wish I never left because this felt like home 🤘read more

Morse Codes
00:45 04 Sep 17
My boyfriend and I have never done or when to anything like this before and omg it was perfect for us 100% worth going back there

Pinchy
09:11 23 Oct 17
If your looking for an awesome night out with your mates this is definetly the place to be , great atmosphere , awesome food and endless amounts of laughs. Would definetly be coming back :)read more

Belle Hunter
23:20 29 Oct 17
Had a great time! Perfect for birthdays! Games with waitresses and 2 great performances on the night. Really everyone had a great time! Ladies were lovely and talkative. Drinks are standard bar prices. Bring plenty on cash notes for the staff.read more

jack Allingham
18:07 10 Nov 17
Awesome Night Out! Gorgeous waitresses, great entertainment and a ton of laughs! Highly recommend to anyone to get down and enjoy it. Make sure to see Mel one of the friendly bombshells there!read more

Sezza Mac
10:14 11 Dec 17
A brilliant night, had by all. We celebrated our sons 20th b'day here in july, with friends and family. Great for all ages and occasions. The schnitzels are amazing! As are the girls and the show. Lots of laughs!read more

Berta Babooshka
04:13 12 Dec 17
Absolute must for everyone. Great night out!!! Good feed and plenty of entertainment!!! Everyone is so friendly and easy to deal with from the booking lady’s to the waitresses all is a great and wonderfull experience. If you have been make it happen!!! Your missing outread more
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